I’m always happy to give pleasant, friendly non-judgmental attention to clientele, friends, family, coworkers. I greet them with a smile, forgive their bad mood and show interest in their stories, the good and the bad.

I get so tired of being the one to carry their need. It gets heavy. And lonely.

My Top 3 favorite small personal investments:

•Laminating machine
•Cooling pillowcases and sheets
•A second pair of prescription glasses purely for the sake of fashion

Annoying memory:

You host a 10 person outdoor get-together in your yard. It’s BYOB. People BTOB, drink TOB and then take the remaining OB home.

Places I have no desire to visit, yet they seem pretty popular :

New York City
Las Vegas
Hawaii

Of all foods, raisins make me the angriest. I like them, they just make me angry.

Arctic Ocean > Pacific Ocean*

*I’m guessing.

Hot Bench > Judge Judy > Cutler’s Court

Best song from Saturday Night Fever soundtrack:
“How Deep is Your Love”

Close second:
“If I Can’t Have You”

Top Three Books Made Me Laugh Out Loud Until My Stomach Hurt

#3: “Letters From a Nut” (yeah, a long time ago)
#2: “Me Talk Pretty One Day” David Sedaris
#1: a Calvin and Hobbes compilation book (uncertain of title; laughed to tears and couldn’t talk for ten minutes, fell of the couch)

First song in my head when I woke up today:

“Wichita Lineman” Glen Campbell

No explanation necessary because I can’t think of one.