how long ago does a bad event have to have happened before it becomes a "calamity". is it like 6 years or do you think it's more than that

[at the rap battle i organized]
me: ay call my revenue "morning piss" the way it has multiple streams
(voice comes over the community center intercom)
would the owner of the gold suzuki sidekick please come to the front. you left your lights on and now there are so many moths the police are here

there was a solid 20 minutes today where this thing was the most accurate depiction of extraterrestrial life we've ever seen