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Six-Pack Yokes
@six-pack-yokes.bsky.social
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splatoon three !!!
6pk-
hypercube
vowels
coneco
sam
six
yonbon

rip somesing </3
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SIX-PACK YOKE DISCORD HOUSE PARTY FRIDAY, DECEMBER 19 AT 7PM!!
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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momocon day 2
neco & hypercube making faces which express discomfort, both of them have wet hair, shot through a fake fisheye lens phone app
May 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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momocon day 1
hypercube & necoconeco taking a selfie in the mirror at the hotel room.
May 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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room with a view !!
six, imad,& shaded peering out of the hotel room window at a parked tractor trailer and two large dumpsters full of torn up carpets
May 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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momocon day 0
me pouring a 99 apples airplane shot bottle into hypercubes mouth while holding it with my foot
May 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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a message from necoconeco on discord saying "but ultimately: if it means anything, yes hype it seems you were probably right and I was probably wrong u win this one"
April 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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0-5
@yonbon.bsky.social : askjhdkajsd
vowels: owie
@misspixisix.bsky.social : OOF
@sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com : ouch
@hypercubespl.bsky.social : i swear to fucking god you guys
March 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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geriatric brawl (25+) gone wrong with @adultswim-spl.bsky.social ! Took it to game 9 but unforch we fell asleep with da tv on 😞

@hypercubespl.bsky.social -Dale Gribble
@misspixisix.bsky.social -Pim Pimling
Vowels-Zoidberg
@sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com -Space Ghost
@yonbon.bsky.social -Louise
March 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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yokes really did abandon that ship and placed 2nd in underground bracket in AS #9 last night! to the luti seeding council i know yonbon carries but please don't put us in div 6 we cannot face los inklings again
February 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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EVERYONE PLEASE CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE AND CHEERS TO OUR NEWEST MEMBER @yonbon.bsky.social !! thank you to everyone who helped us in our recruitment efforts! yokes are about to be so much more on top than ever before you guys dont even know
February 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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screenshot from Spongebob of a finger pointing at a tv screen, where the character is pointing at the top of their head shown in the corner of the picture
February 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Tonight is the last night to reach out and schedule a tryout!!!! Dm us if you're interested!
February 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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we're actually only doing tryouts so @hypercubespl.bsky.social had a reason to make a poster and use this sick octopus edit they made. Please schedule a tryout so it was not made in vain. You have until tomorrow night to schedule!
An old print of an octopus edited to be holding a stein of beer with bright colors overlaid
February 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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there's still time to apply to be the sixth pack yoke!!!
February 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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with @somesingman.bsky.social taking his leave from comp at the end of february, yokes are looking for a new sixth for our luti roster (and maybe beyond....). Could it be you??? #splatoon #compsplatoon #beer
a poster with an octopus holding a pint of beer that says "is this you? if so, six pack yokes needs you! we are: -Popcast's 2024 most wholesome team -low level fan favorites -dinosaurs (late 20s + early 30s) -gay -LAN and community focused -really fucking cool -a hedit player, a buckets player, a sploosh main, and two flexes -always getting better! you are: -21+ -available Mon+Wed NA evenings for praccy -generally available on Fri/the weekend for tournaments -also really fucking cool -able to give and receive feedback comfortably -NA preferred (connections reasons) -comfortable in booty shorts -Low Ink eligible Dm us on bsky @six-pack-yokes@bsky.social or dm hypercube ( .hypercube. ) on discord to schedule a tryout!"
February 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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splatoon 3 dapple nouveau partially transparent over the image of a blue and white pristine, immaculate mountain with pine trees in the middle ground and a wide creek running through the foreground
February 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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announcement soon watch this space
February 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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This is the Six-Pack Yokes logo! known far and wide for our skills at having fun and being cool!! Design by @hypercubespl.bsky.social
illustration of a splatoon-style squid caught in a six-pack yoke
January 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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beer bellied baddies break into beta bracket by banishing baby brained buttheads. basically, the best beat bands of bandits + banked bigly. bless.

vowels: baller
@somesingman.bsky.social: brilliant
@necoconeco.bsky.social: bold
@hypercubespl.bsky.social: bright
ft @squidoku.bsky.social: bestie
December 16, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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'You guys have been a splatoon team for a year and a half now and you're still barely making it into bronze in ftiu. Do you even practice?'

us at practice:
one person under a set of bars with their tongue out, almost licking another persons foot through the bars above them one person under a set of bars with their tongue out, almost licking another persons foot through the bars above them
October 5, 2024 at 7:52 AM