Tim McKenzie
@siumoose.bsky.social
Avid liberal, lover of dogs, defender of human rights, husband, father, coffee addict, fat hippie, occasional stoner, user of pseudonyms.
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 AM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
Has this ever happened to you before? You're practicing your French online and go to look up a phrase and end up booking a romantic room for 2 in a charming chateau in the French countryside on New Year's Eve, which is a great idea, but I can't afford to fly there...
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Has this ever happened to you before? You're practicing your French online and go to look up a phrase and end up booking a romantic room for 2 in a charming chateau in the French countryside on New Year's Eve, which is a great idea, but I can't afford to fly there...
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#LearningFrench
I have difficulty with Muzzy. Psychologically. Sylvie tells Jean that Corvax has created multiple copies of her, and he never once suggested a threesome. They're not really selling me on the AUTHENTIC French experience...
#LearningFrench
I have difficulty with Muzzy. Psychologically. Sylvie tells Jean that Corvax has created multiple copies of her, and he never once suggested a threesome. They're not really selling me on the AUTHENTIC French experience...
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#LearningFrench
I have difficulty with Muzzy. Psychologically. Sylvie tells Jean that Corvax has created multiple copies of her, and he never once suggested a threesome. They're not really selling me on the AUTHENTIC French experience...
#LearningFrench
I have difficulty with Muzzy. Psychologically. Sylvie tells Jean that Corvax has created multiple copies of her, and he never once suggested a threesome. They're not really selling me on the AUTHENTIC French experience...
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner:
#WritersLife #Writing #LifeHack #TryAtYourOwnRisk #NoLiabilityAccepted
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner:
#WritersLife #Writing #LifeHack #TryAtYourOwnRisk #NoLiabilityAccepted
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner:
If #bananas is a synonym for "crazy," and #nuts is another synonym for #crazy...
@littlecaesars.bsky.social and I have very different interpretations of #CrazyCrazyBread.
#PizzaPizzaIsStillTheSameThough
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner:
If #bananas is a synonym for "crazy," and #nuts is another synonym for #crazy...
@littlecaesars.bsky.social and I have very different interpretations of #CrazyCrazyBread.
#PizzaPizzaIsStillTheSameThough
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner:
If #bananas is a synonym for "crazy," and #nuts is another synonym for #crazy...
@littlecaesars.bsky.social and I have very different interpretations of #CrazyCrazyBread.
#PizzaPizzaIsStillTheSameThough
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner:
If #bananas is a synonym for "crazy," and #nuts is another synonym for #crazy...
@littlecaesars.bsky.social and I have very different interpretations of #CrazyCrazyBread.
#PizzaPizzaIsStillTheSameThough
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
A little herbally-enhanced ramble...
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
A little herbally-enhanced ramble...
Stream of Consciousness Airlines
Our cruising altitude is based entirely on dosage.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
A little herbally-enhanced ramble...
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
A little herbally-enhanced ramble...
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
Sorry for the delay, I've been doing a lot of writing, and a lot of work, but I'm returning to some intermittent social media work.
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
Sorry for the delay, I've been doing a lot of writing, and a lot of work, but I'm returning to some intermittent social media work.
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
Sorry for the delay, I've been doing a lot of writing, and a lot of work, but I'm returning to some intermittent social media work.
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
Sorry for the delay, I've been doing a lot of writing, and a lot of work, but I'm returning to some intermittent social media work.
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
I'm coming down with a cold.
My nose has more drip than my wardrobe.
If I were almost ANYBODY else, that statement might have some clout.
#FasionImpaired #DressLikeAHobo #ButHeyItsComfortable
I'm coming down with a cold.
My nose has more drip than my wardrobe.
If I were almost ANYBODY else, that statement might have some clout.
#FasionImpaired #DressLikeAHobo #ButHeyItsComfortable
September 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
I'm coming down with a cold.
My nose has more drip than my wardrobe.
If I were almost ANYBODY else, that statement might have some clout.
#FasionImpaired #DressLikeAHobo #ButHeyItsComfortable
I'm coming down with a cold.
My nose has more drip than my wardrobe.
If I were almost ANYBODY else, that statement might have some clout.
#FasionImpaired #DressLikeAHobo #ButHeyItsComfortable
"Holy Intoxilock, Batman!"
Bruce Wayne has a drinking problem.
substack.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hey, guys, sorry I've been posting less frequently here. I've been working on a lot of longer-form #ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner stuff over on Substack. Here's a recent drop, and I have a few more forthcoming:
Thanks for reading, and for the support. It means a lot.
Thanks for reading, and for the support. It means a lot.
Harley Quinn, Medicine Woman
Harley Quinn was once Dr.
open.substack.com
September 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hey, guys, sorry I've been posting less frequently here. I've been working on a lot of longer-form #ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner stuff over on Substack. Here's a recent drop, and I have a few more forthcoming:
Thanks for reading, and for the support. It means a lot.
Thanks for reading, and for the support. It means a lot.
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
Smokey the Bear IS #CocaineBear. Got that SUPER intense motto: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires." Up in a fire tower doin' rails at 2am to increase his vigilance. Now, I hate to say it, but he's probably a better choice than his California cousin, Tokey. (1/3)
Smokey the Bear IS #CocaineBear. Got that SUPER intense motto: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires." Up in a fire tower doin' rails at 2am to increase his vigilance. Now, I hate to say it, but he's probably a better choice than his California cousin, Tokey. (1/3)
August 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
Smokey the Bear IS #CocaineBear. Got that SUPER intense motto: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires." Up in a fire tower doin' rails at 2am to increase his vigilance. Now, I hate to say it, but he's probably a better choice than his California cousin, Tokey. (1/3)
Smokey the Bear IS #CocaineBear. Got that SUPER intense motto: "Only YOU can prevent forest fires." Up in a fire tower doin' rails at 2am to increase his vigilance. Now, I hate to say it, but he's probably a better choice than his California cousin, Tokey. (1/3)
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner #ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Marijuana #Humor #GenX #Legalization #Nonfiction #UnlessTheStatuteOfLimitationsIsStillInEffect #ThenFictionAF
Confessions of a Middle-Aged Stoner
Yes, I'm aware it's the name of the blog. It's also the name of this post.
open.substack.com
August 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The trade-off for bad things not lasting is that good things don't last, either. Is it worth it?
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #SayingGoodbye #OwnerOfABrokenHeart #ThePhilosophyOfLoss
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #SayingGoodbye #OwnerOfABrokenHeart #ThePhilosophyOfLoss
August 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The trade-off for bad things not lasting is that good things don't last, either. Is it worth it?
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #SayingGoodbye #OwnerOfABrokenHeart #ThePhilosophyOfLoss
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #SayingGoodbye #OwnerOfABrokenHeart #ThePhilosophyOfLoss
Tim McKenzie
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August 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Tim McKenzie
I've created a Substack, for some of the longer-form ideas that don't really translate well to Bluesky. Feel free to find more at:
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#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #ShamelessSelfPromotion
I've created a Substack, for some of the longer-form ideas that don't really translate well to Bluesky. Feel free to find more at:
confessionsofamiddleagedstoner.substack.com/subscribe?pa...
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #ShamelessSelfPromotion
![[A Substack Note from Tim McKenzie reads]
Being a St. Louisan, I misread a comment about Werner Herzog as WHITEY Herzog. VERY different commentary. I would like to combine the two: "I told McGee to steal third, not because it was wise, but because the universe is mocking us and -- in that moment -- I wished to stare into the abyss and return the taunt. The runners stranded on second and third represent the meaningless, transitory nature of life's utter futility, as we fall half a game behind Montreal, firmly in sixth place. As we continue marching toward our inevitable demise, the crowd continues to cheer, but not from hope -- only to drown the screaming silence within."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hzwrjn2wcym2v64vswp4g2fb/bafkreidzhsoo2ldrwfdjr2jej3rgdf5ssblxp3frggtjafr7vnhmnpvcda@jpeg)
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*staggers very high into bedroom, stomps one leg down and flops on the bed, one leg raised*
"Stuck the landing!"
#CirqueDuSoBlazed
*staggers very high into bedroom, stomps one leg down and flops on the bed, one leg raised*
"Stuck the landing!"
#CirqueDuSoBlazed
August 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
*staggers very high into bedroom, stomps one leg down and flops on the bed, one leg raised*
"Stuck the landing!"
#CirqueDuSoBlazed
*staggers very high into bedroom, stomps one leg down and flops on the bed, one leg raised*
"Stuck the landing!"
#CirqueDuSoBlazed
The corporate world has taught me crying in the broom closet on my break isn't an emotional breakdown. It's "effective time management." I kid. At this end stage of capitalism, we don't get breaks. I'm just grateful to not be peeing in a jar like an Amazon worker. Yet. I haven't read today's emails.
July 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The corporate world has taught me crying in the broom closet on my break isn't an emotional breakdown. It's "effective time management." I kid. At this end stage of capitalism, we don't get breaks. I'm just grateful to not be peeing in a jar like an Amazon worker. Yet. I haven't read today's emails.