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Sith-Gay LavRöv ☑️ (Blyatman) 惡搞
@sithgaylavrov.bsky.social
UN Peace Diplomat
Minister of Foreign Affairs of ®'ussian' Federation
(Affairs being operative word, eh, Maria & Svetlana!)
СМЕРШ chairman.
Has Multipolar disorder.
MFA ®USSIA
AL-KEY DENOUNCEMENT

And now we having massage from our sponsors, ®ussian Standard!
October 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
MFA ®USSIA
IMPOTENT DENOUNCEMENT

Today our Führer and myself are joining by Patriarch Kirill to blessings dead, because of great achievement of three quarters of millions casualties in SVO.

Unfortunately, Sergei thinking Kirill's candles just igniting "eternal flame"!

Whoops!

#750k red lines?
December 6, 2024 at 8:45 AM
MFA ®USSIA
NOTICE TO ALL AGENTS
Our most favourite Soviet Mole, Fucker Carlsbergsson, has almost worked out that, after two years of bluffing, ®ussia will not pressing nucular button.
Please, agents, not to making same mistake.
December 4, 2024 at 8:01 PM
You can still buy #cryptoRoublies quite cheap... If you have missed boat!
November 27, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Up again! our advice is to pile in while you still have chance!
#pumpAndDump!
November 27, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Our MFA live tracker will helping you see your ₽oublie investment rise even further!
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
MFA ®USSIA
IMPOTENT FINANCE STATEMENT

₽oublie is going up!
₽oublie Stronk!
November 27, 2024 at 8:50 PM
And up... Only way is up!
November 27, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Meanwhile, over on Twatter, our Führer censors replies worse than Russian embuzzy, London!
November 26, 2024 at 8:10 PM
BREAKING
Is these new U.S. so-called "health minister" already in diet death spiral?
November 17, 2024 at 10:33 AM
MFA ®USSIA
IMPOTENT FINANCE CUMMONURQUíM
We are glad to announcing we having finally smashed through 100 Dollar barrier in foreign exchange market.
Only way is up! ₽oublie Stronk!
November 17, 2024 at 9:18 AM