literally have been living by my gcal for the past three years until now and like, how spoiled i was, how blissfully forgetful of the horrors of “hi, is this still on? i can’t see updates because the meeting was forwarded to me!”

outlook isn’t “bad at managing calendars” she’s just expressing herself ❤️

choosing to willfully adopt this as a positive mindset so i don’t go insane (transitioning back to using Microsoft products for work)

WE (and Danielle) NEEDED THIS

i laughed a little while ago when they went to commercial cause one went “it’s Lionel Richie time :D” and then the song they keep playing to go to commercial is All Night Long

moon water is mapped to the same button i had Kerachole on…really makes u think

i succumb to this urge every so often

which sims are you playing??

mfer said mika kunis

read this as if you were speaking in the voice of a little German girl

there should not have been a single message in the transcript where ChatGPT didn’t provide this child with reasons to live or ask him to speak to someone who loved him, or at least someone he knew, or a crisis service staffed by actual humans. i am so sorry for his parents. this is unconscionable