Sisyphicarus
@sisyphicarus.bsky.social
INFP/INFJ • Lawful good • Purveyor of puns • Rarely meet animals I don’t try to befriend • Seeking refuge from less-hospitable corners of the social internet
*Fighting back intrusive thoughts to go “spelunking” without a SCUBA tank.*
April 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
*Fighting back intrusive thoughts to go “spelunking” without a SCUBA tank.*
Perhaps my saying you’re ascending to “unicorn” levels of rarity is hyperbole, but the sentiment stands.
March 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Perhaps my saying you’re ascending to “unicorn” levels of rarity is hyperbole, but the sentiment stands.
It’s also a helluva thing to grapple with different sources / types of grief simultaneously - especially in those sudden moments where you find “waves” closing in on you from multiple directions.
March 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s also a helluva thing to grapple with different sources / types of grief simultaneously - especially in those sudden moments where you find “waves” closing in on you from multiple directions.
This is making me think of the “Would you rather run into a bear or a strange man while alone in the woods?” online discourse, but this time the stakes are quite different.
March 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
This is making me think of the “Would you rather run into a bear or a strange man while alone in the woods?” online discourse, but this time the stakes are quite different.
Sir, I believe you’re thinking of Robin Hood. He was a fox.
😂
😂
March 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Sir, I believe you’re thinking of Robin Hood. He was a fox.
😂
😂
If everything I understand about him holds true, I hope historians will write about him with all the respect and admiration it seems he deserves.
March 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
If everything I understand about him holds true, I hope historians will write about him with all the respect and admiration it seems he deserves.
Oh snap. It’s the literal erasure of history, scientific realities, and sound public health strategy.
March 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Oh snap. It’s the literal erasure of history, scientific realities, and sound public health strategy.
Yeezy’s current persona non grata status not withstanding, this triggered my brain to suddenly hear the following lines of “Diamonds from Sierra Leone” (with minor liberties taken):
Now all I need is y’all to
pronounce my name:
It’s Kaveh, but some Fox f-ckboys still say “Kave.”
Now all I need is y’all to
pronounce my name:
It’s Kaveh, but some Fox f-ckboys still say “Kave.”
March 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Yeezy’s current persona non grata status not withstanding, this triggered my brain to suddenly hear the following lines of “Diamonds from Sierra Leone” (with minor liberties taken):
Now all I need is y’all to
pronounce my name:
It’s Kaveh, but some Fox f-ckboys still say “Kave.”
Now all I need is y’all to
pronounce my name:
It’s Kaveh, but some Fox f-ckboys still say “Kave.”
“Senator Kaveh” has a nice ring to it.
March 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Senator Kaveh” has a nice ring to it.
Ayo, gurl, wanna grab some at-home-couch-bevvies? You can wear your comfiest sweats.
Maybe grab some Rhinegeist and throw on the ‘My Octopus Teacher’ sequel?
Maybe grab some Rhinegeist and throw on the ‘My Octopus Teacher’ sequel?
March 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ayo, gurl, wanna grab some at-home-couch-bevvies? You can wear your comfiest sweats.
Maybe grab some Rhinegeist and throw on the ‘My Octopus Teacher’ sequel?
Maybe grab some Rhinegeist and throw on the ‘My Octopus Teacher’ sequel?
Much too efficient. Let’s turn that thing down to half or quarter-speed.
March 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Much too efficient. Let’s turn that thing down to half or quarter-speed.
He is - and has always been - a total waste of the carbon that comprises his very being.
March 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
He is - and has always been - a total waste of the carbon that comprises his very being.
I can see it now:
The chyron for the eleven o’clock news story reads “Police Fry Area Man Like A Human Hashbrown Outside Local Waffle House.”
“Though he had done nothing wrong, officers believed the man looked clearly anhedonic while slowly nibbling on his All Star Special,” narrates the reporter.
The chyron for the eleven o’clock news story reads “Police Fry Area Man Like A Human Hashbrown Outside Local Waffle House.”
“Though he had done nothing wrong, officers believed the man looked clearly anhedonic while slowly nibbling on his All Star Special,” narrates the reporter.
March 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I can see it now:
The chyron for the eleven o’clock news story reads “Police Fry Area Man Like A Human Hashbrown Outside Local Waffle House.”
“Though he had done nothing wrong, officers believed the man looked clearly anhedonic while slowly nibbling on his All Star Special,” narrates the reporter.
The chyron for the eleven o’clock news story reads “Police Fry Area Man Like A Human Hashbrown Outside Local Waffle House.”
“Though he had done nothing wrong, officers believed the man looked clearly anhedonic while slowly nibbling on his All Star Special,” narrates the reporter.
Every. Damn. Day.
March 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Every. Damn. Day.
I might settle for that at this point.
Best case: Poor man’s ECT
(Best?) Worst case: My cardiac circuitry gets irreparably fried - but one doesn’t have to deal with dysthymia when they’re permanently asystolic.
Best case: Poor man’s ECT
(Best?) Worst case: My cardiac circuitry gets irreparably fried - but one doesn’t have to deal with dysthymia when they’re permanently asystolic.
March 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I might settle for that at this point.
Best case: Poor man’s ECT
(Best?) Worst case: My cardiac circuitry gets irreparably fried - but one doesn’t have to deal with dysthymia when they’re permanently asystolic.
Best case: Poor man’s ECT
(Best?) Worst case: My cardiac circuitry gets irreparably fried - but one doesn’t have to deal with dysthymia when they’re permanently asystolic.
Paint tolerance? For latexes or acrylics or…? 😄
February 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Paint tolerance? For latexes or acrylics or…? 😄
Have yet to see it, but you’re not the first person I’ve heard this from.
February 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Have yet to see it, but you’re not the first person I’ve heard this from.
*Imagines someone trying to get a pack of these to turn all different colors like he’s collecting stones for Thanos’s Infinity Gauntlet.*
February 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
*Imagines someone trying to get a pack of these to turn all different colors like he’s collecting stones for Thanos’s Infinity Gauntlet.*
I didn’t realize they used repurposed cheese graters for wheels…
February 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I didn’t realize they used repurposed cheese graters for wheels…
This is stunning! And to have that connection to it, too…
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is stunning! And to have that connection to it, too…
Squid beaks one day, the Roman Empire the next…
February 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Squid beaks one day, the Roman Empire the next…