When I was a kid they banned Joe camel for being too appealing to kids but boy do we confiscate bedazzled and sparkly vapes from the pre-teens at work.

Unfortunately it’s just an artifact of my hands shaking slightly as I tried to juggle the phone, the dog on his leash and the baggie with the stuff that happens when you take the dog out. :/

Runes is a much cooler interpretation now that I think about it.

Experiment 1: red cabbage with pickling spice from Savory Spice in Fort Collins. #lactofermentation

Ooof.

Just when I had forgotten about this.

Nah, I never actually forget about this.

Ah the files we keep.

Great story though. I got so focused on like, handling the insane social drama of pretendy Funtime, I sometimes forget people were actually goddamn cheating at the games too.

You know, it’s really hard to hear that stuck living in a town where progressives didn’t do that well.

It’s really insensitive.

I really wanted to write this year but right now getting out of bed is hard.