Reason 1: The Classical ideals of beauty favored small peepee, as large dongs were considered animalistic and belonging to the more base instincts of man.
Reason 2: Pope Paul IV ordered Vatican statues to have the dicks replaced with fig leaves, and then other popes continued doing that.

Doughphine!!

Wow excellent! (Do you actually keep count??)

If Democrats really wanted to help, DJT would be locked behind 20 feet of solid concrete right now. Keep sitting on your hands Dems. Y'all are useless.

LMK if you need help crying

What nudity?? Was it cause they just know about your affinity for tigg ole biddies?

A stoned frog wrote this

Because you are calling it your nest

A follow up thought to this: MAGA are all Nazis. Do what must be done.