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Sister Golden Bear
@sistergoldenbear.bsky.social
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Snark whisperer • Hibernates without coffee • Not so silently judging you • Gen X • Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you • Dora Richter lived • Trans AF • She/her • 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ • Fuck you, make me
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Here's some inspiration
Album sleeve for "The Alligator Records Christmas Collection" with a red vinyl record peeking out from the sleeve.
December 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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And she only handcuffed herself to ONE of the double doors, so people just continued to use the other door.
Laura Loomer handcuffed (by her own hand) to only one of a pair of double doors at Twitter's New York City headquarters to "protest" some batshit nonsense.
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Marcel is discovering the true meaning of Cat Christmas
Low-angle photo of an orange cat looming over a Santa ornament and two snow-covered tiny buildings. The cat is illuminated from below, making it look like a horror movie monster. The caption reads: "When you've already destroyed the Christmas tree and now it's time to take down Santa's village."
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Just wait until he realizes the true meaning of Cat Christmas.
Meme: A low-angle photo of an orange cat looming over a miniature Santa Claus with tiny snow-covered buildings to the left and right of him. The cat is illuminated from below and looks like a monster from a horror movie. The caption reads "When you've already destroyed the Christmas tree and now it's time to take down Santa's village."
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this "look what the cat dragged in" timeline cleanse.

Happy Krampusnacht!

#DoomscrollingBreak
Vintage illustration of a white cat with a look of triumph holding a Krampus ornament in its jaws.
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Drunk Raccoon approves
A drunk raccoon passed out in the bathroom of a liquor store after breaking into the store and drinking various types of alcohol. The raccoon sploots between a black trash can and the toilet, on speckled white tile floor, and the walls are a medium beige.
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this drunken trash panda timeline cleanse.

(Don't worry, the little guy was taken to a shelter and released—presumably with a massive headache—after sleeping it off.)

#DoomscrollingBreak

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A liquor store with an aisle strewn with broken bottles, after a raccoon ransacked several shelves and drank some of the booze. A drunken raccoon passed out in the bathroom of a liquor store, after ransacking and imbibing several shelves of booze.
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this California cuisine Thanksgiving timeline cleanse.

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Caption: "San Diegans eating Thanksgiving dinner." A "turkey" made out of a half dozen burritos of varying sizes, with two tortillas to form the "tail," sitting on a dinner room table with sides of cranberries, stuffing and scalloped potatoes. A wicker cornucopia is behind and to the right of the "turkey."
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Please be sure enjoy our quaint and exotic culinary traditions today while you're here.
Caption: "San Diegans eating Thanksgiving dinner." A "turkey" made out of a half dozen burritos of varying sizes, with two tortillas to form the "tail," sitting on a dinner room table with sides of cranberries, stuffing and scalloped potatoes. A wicker cornucopia is behind and to the right of the "turkey."
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
Publicity photo for the movie, "The Three Amigos" which is a comedy about three out-of-work silent film actors who are invited to a small Mexican village by the desperate inhabitants, who mistakenly believe the characters played by the actors are actual heroes who can protect the village from a notorious bandits and his gang. Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short are wearing black mariachi costumes and oversized hats, both with ornate white trim, as well as white ruffle-front shirts, plus red cravats and cummerbunds. They are standing in front of a green fake cactus with three arms, which is in front of a backdrop with blue sky and fluffy clouds.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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French version of the "Sickos" meme. A man, labelled "Pervers," wearing Louis the 14th-style clothing and a powdered wig, stands outside a window looking in, with his face and hands pressed against the glass. In a speech bubble he says: "Oui… Hon hon hon… OUI!"
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Pope Leo holding a microphone like a rock star
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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And the man at the back said, "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya"
"It'll turn into a ballroom blitz"

Ballroom blitz
(Ballroom blitz)
Pope Leo holding the mic like a rock star
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Today is #TransgenderDayofRemembrance where we grieve for the 366+ trans, nonbinary, and gender-diverse people who lives were taken just because of who they were.

Mourn the dead today, tomorrow (and every day) fight like hell for the living.

1/
Drawing of a Molotov cocktail, with the caption "I don't want to hold a FUCKING candle." The text is in the baby blue, baby pink and white colors of the transgender flag.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Belated aurora photo.

#GenX #IYKYK
A forest of pine trees, under a sky filled the Dixie cup pattern known as "Jazz"—a colorful design featuring teal and purple brushstrokes that became iconic in the 1990s. The design vaguely resembles the recent auroras.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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When a hero is needed, ska will rise.
[post by diaryofababywitch] For Your Consideration Emo: The world is broken, and I'm sad because there's nothing I can do to fix it. Goth: The world is broken, but there's an odd beauty in the dark parts. Punk: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it. [Post by patrickdiomedes] Ska: Maybe the world is broken, but I've got a fucking trumpet.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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<cries in Seasonal Affective Disorder>
A walking path in a park with several wooden benches, all covered in leaves. It's a dark night with the only illumination coming from a lamp post. The caption reads: "Hello darkness my old friend. Soon you'll start at 5 p.m."
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Fuck with the bear, feel the claws
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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The California state flag remixed with the Gadsden Flag. The text has been changed to "Don't tread on us," the white background has been been changed to the same yellow as the , and the California Grizzly Bear now has its head raised and appears to be roaring.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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<cries in Seasonal Affective Disorder>
A walking path in a park with several wooden benches, all covered in leaves. It's a dark night with the only illumination coming from a lamp post. The caption reads: "Hello darkness my old friend. Soon you'll start at 5 p.m."
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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TO THE PAIN!
Scene from "Princess Bride" where a sword-wielding Westley explains to Prince Humperdinck that if they duel, it won't be to the death, but rather "To the pain."
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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<cries in Seasonal Affective Disorder>
A walking path in a park with several wooden benches, all covered in leaves. It's a dark night with the only illumination coming from a lamp post. The caption reads: "Hello darkness my old friend. Soon you'll start at 5 p.m."
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this Día de las Calabazas timeline cleanse.

(Carved by someone with infinitely more skill than me.)

#DoomscrollingBreak
An intricately carved pumpkin in the style of a Día de los Muertos sugar skull, with the "hair" in elaborate coils. A light inside the pumpkins causes the entire front of it to glow with an unearthly light.
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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"You have been acting suspiciously. Do not resist."
Cassian being pinned to a wall and forcefully choked by an Imperial KX secruity droid in "Andor."
October 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this "Mommy I'm scaaarrred" timeline cleanse.

#DoomscrollingBreak
Sign outside a Taco Bell reading: "Pumpkin spice tacos. Just kidding."
October 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM