Yesterday at a stoplight, I saw a man sprinting down the street. Wearing long black pants, white tee, black sneakers, carrying a half-empty trash bag.

Not weird - except he was soaked. Head to toe. Like, just-climbed-out-of-the-pool soaked.

He ran like his life depended on it. I have questions.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SVrt7M/

Any #Fever fans here that I can follow?

Looks like I will be here more now that the clock app will be government run. Tell me who is cool to follow, please.

This is not my video. I downloaded it because I love it. No disrespect to the creator intended but I don’t remember who it is to give credit. If you know who it is please tag them and tell me so I can give credit.

Algorithm please show me more dancing, art, books, and cute baby animals.

I want to go stand in a bubble.

Paying my cat tax.

Cleaned out the car. Went through all the reusable totes in the trunk. Threw out a bunch. Still have this many left.

I’m following accounts that have cats. I need cats.

How is your Sunday going?

Baby shark do do do do

Merry & bright
(Not my car)

I just rejected a $25 offer to settle a lawsuit with a major corporation. No, I didn’t leave off any zeros. They offered twenty-five dollars.

Wished them a very Merry Christmas and said we’d see them in court.

Hello black cat fans.