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@sisifroggy.bsky.social
He/They | Pansexual | Genderqueer | Demiboy | Feral Goblin | Local Cryptid | Rat Lord | Horror Enthusiast | BG3 Addict | Serial Cat Smoocher | Anxious Mess
Professional Dorian Smoocher, Cyran Lavellan reporting for duty 🫡
September 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Good news: I got a new phone
Bad news: Because my dog ate my old one
August 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
August 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
OH WE IN A *RECESSION* RECESSION
July 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hefty mama 💪
May 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So apparently if you hold down the right FN key on the keyboard and then press the arrow keys, you can switch from WASD to arrows. Ask me who sat on my keyboard and paralyzed my Inquisitor to inform me of that. Ask me who doesn't give a fuck about his crimes
April 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
CapCut can you chill
April 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Heterosexual bear"
February 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me if John Lithgow doesn't KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
🦆💕
February 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
SiSi coded characters
February 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A gay elf and his ginger vs a gay elf and his ginger
January 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I got red ❤️
Reply with your fav emoji for a color
January 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
January 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Don't talk to me, or my son that got pulled out of a car engine, ever again"
January 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Me: Mr. Max, have you been in the cat nip ropes?

Mr. Max:
January 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My elf Warden: We can't trust humans
Also my elf Warden after meeting this funky, little dude:
January 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I just think they're neat
January 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I don't even really ship #bloodweave but I also allow myself the occasional toxic yaoi indulgence every once in a while
December 30, 2024 at 6:22 AM
"We're going to do a PHQ depression screening"
My live reaction:
December 20, 2024 at 4:29 PM
"It's not the only double handy that's ever happened in that bathroom"
Thank you for the caption, mom
December 2, 2024 at 9:37 PM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf now get ready for...
November 22, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Good news: I just opened the app to post this pic of my cat. You may have the honors
November 22, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Damn elderly trying to rizz me 😤
October 15, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Pinterest, you're right but you're out of line
October 15, 2024 at 1:19 AM