That's no lie.

34 Republicans are hell-bent on ruining this country at all costs. 15 Republicans and 14 Democrats can't be bothered to give a damn one way or another, it would seem, and *1* chickenshit Democrat apparently just wants to watch the world burn.

How the fuck did we get here?

Terrorism, you say?

So true.

Ready for the ice …

I cannot get out of this place fast enough...eww!

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Mother Nature can kindly fuck right the fuck off.

Fuck...the "S" word.

This is a hill I will die on.

#HappinessIsAChoice

I made this in response to something posted over there, but it was too funny not to share here.

Nancy Mace: Biological Cunt.

I wonder how long it’s going to take Reichsmarschall Elmo to catch on and ban me…?

Oh, believe me, I know. This is literally just *1* screenshot of my medication list from my OneChart. I assume it'd be about 4 of these total if I listed them all.