Kim Jong Blood
@sirtwitchalot.bsky.social
Leader of the Free World
A lot of black people named Asia, Malaysia, and China, but nobody named Vietnam or Bangladesh
April 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A lot of black people named Asia, Malaysia, and China, but nobody named Vietnam or Bangladesh
I wonder if my therapist places prop bets on me
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wonder if my therapist places prop bets on me
Obama does a real good blackface
January 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Obama does a real good blackface
Philadelphia sports fans think "saving yourself for marriage" just means not saying the n word until you are married
January 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Philadelphia sports fans think "saving yourself for marriage" just means not saying the n word until you are married
Every time you yell "Kobe" and miss, another helicopter crashes
January 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Every time you yell "Kobe" and miss, another helicopter crashes
I take my girl to the vet for abortions because I got that dawg in me.
January 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I take my girl to the vet for abortions because I got that dawg in me.
God must have known I would have been too powerful if I wasn't bitchless and retarded
January 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
God must have known I would have been too powerful if I wasn't bitchless and retarded
I think I should get addicted to codeine
January 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think I should get addicted to codeine
What if it was Tutsi Gabbard and she was Rawandan
January 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What if it was Tutsi Gabbard and she was Rawandan
Is your adopted child a rescue or from a breeder?
January 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Is your adopted child a rescue or from a breeder?
Remember to rub one out in honor of LeBron's birthday. I did a nice little tribute to him this morning.
December 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Remember to rub one out in honor of LeBron's birthday. I did a nice little tribute to him this morning.
Replace the Designated Hitter with the Down Syndrome Hitter
December 30, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Replace the Designated Hitter with the Down Syndrome Hitter
The IDF isn't that bad, because what if all those women and children were annoying?
December 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
The IDF isn't that bad, because what if all those women and children were annoying?
Dexter for sex crimes, where he rapes pedophiles and rapists. Some call him a hero.
December 28, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Dexter for sex crimes, where he rapes pedophiles and rapists. Some call him a hero.
Fuck dude, a drunk driver hit one of Santa's Reindeer and there are animal bits and blood all over my lawn now
December 25, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Fuck dude, a drunk driver hit one of Santa's Reindeer and there are animal bits and blood all over my lawn now
We're going to start calling short buses "battle buses"
December 23, 2024 at 3:21 AM
We're going to start calling short buses "battle buses"
What if Steve Irwin got Me-Tooed for having sex with those animals
December 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
What if Steve Irwin got Me-Tooed for having sex with those animals
I'm just like that autistic guy on Instagram that learned to rizz up women, but I'm just autistic and also I can't talk to women.
December 17, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I'm just like that autistic guy on Instagram that learned to rizz up women, but I'm just autistic and also I can't talk to women.
I tell people that I was basically autistic until I was 24
December 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I tell people that I was basically autistic until I was 24
Starting a Patreon where for $15 a month you can watch me start beef in O Block
December 11, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Starting a Patreon where for $15 a month you can watch me start beef in O Block
Apparently saying "type shit" at bible study is frowned upon.
December 9, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Apparently saying "type shit" at bible study is frowned upon.
Gonna get top surgery and a horse cock transplant
December 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Gonna get top surgery and a horse cock transplant
I want to have a retarded son because he prolly strong as hell
December 7, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I want to have a retarded son because he prolly strong as hell
Everyone wants to hate on Hunter Biden but he just had a crazy White Boy Summer
December 4, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Everyone wants to hate on Hunter Biden but he just had a crazy White Boy Summer
I wish there was a website where I could gamble on Middle Eastern politics. I just cooked up a banger 6 leg parlay
December 3, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I wish there was a website where I could gamble on Middle Eastern politics. I just cooked up a banger 6 leg parlay