Zordon: "Alpha! We need eleven football players with Attitudes!"

I mean, I self-publish furry pr0n with no advertising and I have better sales numbers than that. That's barely "My mom bought a copy for me to sign" numbers

I literally LOLed

Sweet genes are made of these/Who am I to diss Khan's dream.

Apparently that's a plot point

I mean. There's "tone deaf" and then there's THIS.

Shades of "This isn't a science fiction novel, it's LITERATURE!" -LitFic novelist writing about spaceships

Somebody tell this guy Lionel makes frigging Star Wars themed train sets. ;p

Honestly, if someone started making steam punk fantasy style trains and layout accessories I'd gobble them up

Twinkie would win the moral argument, but since Mayor McCheese is part of McDonaldland's power structure he'd probably just order Officer Big Mac to shoot him.

ABMAB = All Big Macs Are Bastards.

I would be buying every single one of their sets in the modular building series and building the most spectacular town for the lego interurban trolley I'd make.

And suddenly they have a new fetish

FYI Back in 1973 John Pearson wrote James Bond: The Authorized Biography, which was in continuity of Fleming's original books. (The movies and the more fantastical books were part of a Watsonian cover up operation) IIRC Bond eventually ended up living in Jamaica with Honey Ryder