SirStandsALot
@sirstandsalot.bsky.social
Erratic, ruminating hermit-alien hybrid.
The Knock Knocks... Who's there? Qui est là ?
Now it's stuck in my head. Featuring Screame.
Now it's stuck in my head. Featuring Screame.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Knock Knocks... Who's there? Qui est là ?
Now it's stuck in my head. Featuring Screame.
Now it's stuck in my head. Featuring Screame.
Uhhh, yeah. We kinda did.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Uhhh, yeah. We kinda did.
"Is there a gene that makes you love puns?"
"I don't know of any Jeanne, but there is an Ariel that does."
-From Pun Hard: The Ariel Edwards-Levy Story.
"I don't know of any Jeanne, but there is an Ariel that does."
-From Pun Hard: The Ariel Edwards-Levy Story.
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"Is there a gene that makes you love puns?"
"I don't know of any Jeanne, but there is an Ariel that does."
-From Pun Hard: The Ariel Edwards-Levy Story.
"I don't know of any Jeanne, but there is an Ariel that does."
-From Pun Hard: The Ariel Edwards-Levy Story.
Tom Petty and Chart Makers?
October 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Tom Petty and Chart Makers?
Saving posts has only been a thing on here for like a month, and I've already saved 7 songs you posted. Take a breather, do whatever you need to do, but also THANKS.
October 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Saving posts has only been a thing on here for like a month, and I've already saved 7 songs you posted. Take a breather, do whatever you need to do, but also THANKS.
This Is Just To Say
I have listened
to the songs
that were on
The Life of a Showgirl
and which
you were probably
saving
for the weekend
Forgive me
they were perfectly fine
so ok
and so new
I have listened
to the songs
that were on
The Life of a Showgirl
and which
you were probably
saving
for the weekend
Forgive me
they were perfectly fine
so ok
and so new
October 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This Is Just To Say
I have listened
to the songs
that were on
The Life of a Showgirl
and which
you were probably
saving
for the weekend
Forgive me
they were perfectly fine
so ok
and so new
I have listened
to the songs
that were on
The Life of a Showgirl
and which
you were probably
saving
for the weekend
Forgive me
they were perfectly fine
so ok
and so new
"smooth language" warning!
September 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"smooth language" warning!
DIPlomats from Snakistan's prominent Herdez and Hidden Valley regions described the move as "unsavory."
September 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
DIPlomats from Snakistan's prominent Herdez and Hidden Valley regions described the move as "unsavory."
Rupert: Well, I'm off to Brandt-Leland. Got 6 paperclips in my briefcase. That seems right.
September 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Rupert: Well, I'm off to Brandt-Leland. Got 6 paperclips in my briefcase. That seems right.
Is this a Politico-Onion mashup?
September 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Is this a Politico-Onion mashup?
They won't take it away. They'll just make you pay more for it. And make it suck even more.
September 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They won't take it away. They'll just make you pay more for it. And make it suck even more.
Later: "Puns? Where we're going we don't need puns."
September 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Later: "Puns? Where we're going we don't need puns."
Hearing it for the first time with little explanation was the best, because you think it's just a straight cover and then the absurdity just builds and builds. I wish I could have just posted the audio.
September 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hearing it for the first time with little explanation was the best, because you think it's just a straight cover and then the absurdity just builds and builds. I wish I could have just posted the audio.
This contains a FINE use of an old-fangled key change.
September 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This contains a FINE use of an old-fangled key change.
Could you become a data rapper... and chart?
September 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Could you become a data rapper... and chart?
Looks like it may be too late for that last one.
September 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Looks like it may be too late for that last one.
"Love means nothing to these people." -Backstreet ballBoys
September 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Love means nothing to these people." -Backstreet ballBoys
2025 Stars = 2017 Sky Blue?
September 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
2025 Stars = 2017 Sky Blue?
Throwing hoagie vs. eating hoagie!?
September 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Throwing hoagie vs. eating hoagie!?
Mine is DUMB. Dismissive of Unscientific Myers-Briggs.
September 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mine is DUMB. Dismissive of Unscientific Myers-Briggs.
payback for the involuntary "crosstabs all over the browser bar" lunch hour I just had
September 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
payback for the involuntary "crosstabs all over the browser bar" lunch hour I just had
Crosstabs all over the browser bar
The skeets outside your purview
Over-flooded
People sharing
Awake but not woke, then
They need to be reminded
By this hook, word replacement
Implore them to heed and you'll fix your feed
Then craft some puns and we're having fun
(Weird AEL?)
The skeets outside your purview
Over-flooded
People sharing
Awake but not woke, then
They need to be reminded
By this hook, word replacement
Implore them to heed and you'll fix your feed
Then craft some puns and we're having fun
(Weird AEL?)
September 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Crosstabs all over the browser bar
The skeets outside your purview
Over-flooded
People sharing
Awake but not woke, then
They need to be reminded
By this hook, word replacement
Implore them to heed and you'll fix your feed
Then craft some puns and we're having fun
(Weird AEL?)
The skeets outside your purview
Over-flooded
People sharing
Awake but not woke, then
They need to be reminded
By this hook, word replacement
Implore them to heed and you'll fix your feed
Then craft some puns and we're having fun
(Weird AEL?)
His doctors do?
September 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
His doctors do?
Goal of the week. Marta-esque.
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Goal of the week. Marta-esque.
whomst there it is!
August 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
whomst there it is!