A thing I really love about programming is stuff like this.
I don't remember what this does.
I don't even understand why this would do anything useful like this.

I want to take a minute to salute to my boy splash mage.
I'll miss him.
They actually killed half of my decks.

Jumpluff singlehandedly wins this game.
That's the MVP right there!

Ist das diese schnelle Eskalation, von denen alle immer reden?

They added Paper Mario to my Gacha!

They said the thing!
I should make a collection of times when games call you Sir which also means they address me as Sir Rouven.

Ich hatte 2 Euro und ein Ziel.
Baffles nannte es "casual display of luck"

Why yes, I do enjoy comically large desktop environments.
1080p, 1440p and 2160p screens

Hey BlueSky, if you had this many cables running through your room, would you find it acceptable or would you buy longer cables and cable ducts to hide it all?

I just learned that I'm not the only one with a candy bowl on his desk.
If you have the will power to restrain yourself from emptying it in one day, I highly recommend having something like this.
Greatly improves your mood!

Dude is chilling on my keyboard and ruining all my server configs.

I'm here, now.
I'll start this account with my cat.