David
@sirralph.bsky.social
Psychological mess. Fearer of cheese
Wilkie Collins on Opium.
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Wilkie Collins on Opium.
Wasn't one of them Bernard Manning.
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Wasn't one of them Bernard Manning.
Unless it's pensioners. God loves the triple lock.
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Unless it's pensioners. God loves the triple lock.
Don't worry Nandy has this covered. Her team are already defrosting her.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Don't worry Nandy has this covered. Her team are already defrosting her.
Someone appears to have left an over stuffed bin bag between May and Truss.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Someone appears to have left an over stuffed bin bag between May and Truss.
Writes our reporter Finbarr Saunders
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Writes our reporter Finbarr Saunders
I'm sure it will have the lost Labour voters flooding back. Also good to see we're not bothered about local democracy anymore.
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm sure it will have the lost Labour voters flooding back. Also good to see we're not bothered about local democracy anymore.
Look at his picture and remember he's only 21 years old. You can see what it's doing to him
October 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Look at his picture and remember he's only 21 years old. You can see what it's doing to him
Nurse will have taken them all for their meds and a nap.
October 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Nurse will have taken them all for their meds and a nap.
It's good but now I want to see her drive into the fountain.
September 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's good but now I want to see her drive into the fountain.
I've seen the future, your only choice will be a ham sandwich made with white Kingsmill bread. Wrapped in the flag of St George. No fancy drinks just Camp coffee or PG tips. If you want alcohol it's Watney's Party 7 or nothing.
September 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I've seen the future, your only choice will be a ham sandwich made with white Kingsmill bread. Wrapped in the flag of St George. No fancy drinks just Camp coffee or PG tips. If you want alcohol it's Watney's Party 7 or nothing.
I hear they have a good pension scheme and a subsided canteen. Much better than the Knights of Malta who only offer luncheon vouchers and won't let you have duvet days, bastards.
September 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I hear they have a good pension scheme and a subsided canteen. Much better than the Knights of Malta who only offer luncheon vouchers and won't let you have duvet days, bastards.
It's going to be Rylan.
September 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It's going to be Rylan.
They plan to win the next election by appealing to voters who will never vote for them while driving their existing supporters away. Why is this so difficult for you to understand this genius plan?
September 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
They plan to win the next election by appealing to voters who will never vote for them while driving their existing supporters away. Why is this so difficult for you to understand this genius plan?
The real Trump doesn't have that big red circle under his chin. Definitely dead.
August 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The real Trump doesn't have that big red circle under his chin. Definitely dead.
I'm currently trying to get Yorkshire Water to repair our drains. It's like herding cats. The staff are great but the processes are completely broken. They either don't turn up or turn up 2 weeks early. Everything appears to have to be done twice in order for the system to record it.
August 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'm currently trying to get Yorkshire Water to repair our drains. It's like herding cats. The staff are great but the processes are completely broken. They either don't turn up or turn up 2 weeks early. Everything appears to have to be done twice in order for the system to record it.
Some people seem to lack the ability to spot a wrong-un. Whether it's Farage, Mosley in the 30s or Galloway they seem to be blind to their many failings.
August 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Some people seem to lack the ability to spot a wrong-un. Whether it's Farage, Mosley in the 30s or Galloway they seem to be blind to their many failings.