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Now go watch King of killers:)
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Cbeebies 24/7 is why I'm now on several kinds of medication.. 24/7!

It hasn't had the slightest effect on myOBEYTHETELETUBBIES day to day life if I'm being totallyTUBBYhonest I don't really understand why people are compLAA-LAAing*

*Catches fly out of the air & forgets I was saying a sentence
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
§™

Oh & there's another!
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Prof Oak: "POKÉMON! I want to be the very best that no one ever saw. To vivisect is my real test-"

Ash: "You've been doing what with the Pokémon I've been sending to you!

Prof Oak: Take him Gary!*

*Battle music begins
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That's a fancy word for Cnut I presume
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Well I've got micro plastic in my brain.
So do you.
And them.
Ah and them & they.
MY FNCKING DOG PROBABLY HAS MICRO FNCKING PLASTICS BECAUSE IF THIS SH-
No. No. Calm. Calm..
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
BUh-Gaaphfffs Kuuuntthh' Dwon mmmupthh-Mphhhuffvom?*

*Ball gags count to, one must presume?**
**🇬🇧
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That's ok & completely understandable.
Gremlins are creepy little mothf-AHGH... JUst t-the dog! Ha Ha! Ha-ha!
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM