That's why Dolly always has clean knickers on, one needs to be prepared for all eventualities..

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That's just the ticket...

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I've seen a couple of fouls...

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Jack's on a slippery slope...

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How very dare you!

If you're HIV negative, you may be able to take pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) medicine to reduce your risk of getting the virus. PrEP is available as a tablet. You take it with food before you have sex. You should be able to get the medicine free from sexual health clinics across the UK.

Nan Taylor's twin daughters...?

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I'm sure there are loads of guys who would give either lady a 'pearl neckless'...

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An opportunity for a Cinzano toast if ever there was one!!

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I'm Sagittarius with gay abandon.
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Not to mention Montezuma's revenge. Would you want to cross him?
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Not on the eiderdown? Thora must be spitting feathers...

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Hello Derek, Blue skies, nothing but blue skies from now on...!!
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