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Sir Mildred Pierce
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Reporting live from McMurdo Station. Updates posted every five minutes until the heat death of the universe.
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The same people, who spent over a decade dicing apart emails looking for code about a pizza chain, are absolutely quiet about a phrase like, "I want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump.. [Victim] spent hours at my house with him"

What could it mean? A real head scratcher.
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh god there's more of these? What have you done?! How are you allowed to post these? Are there no rules about these things anymore? Thanks, Obama.
November 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Praise the Great Leader
November 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
My #steak looks like #Brasil.
November 20, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Mommy, where did Daddy go to?
November 20, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I found these records out back you should listen to @satire-of-sevs.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Kovu
November 20, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Catchup
November 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Oh ok I installed Blue sky on my phone and I have a lot more nonsense on my phone that I can post
November 20, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Here's a picture of a squished beer... bottle? Is it a bottle? Or is it a can? Is it both? Which team are you on? #TeamSquishedBottle or #TeamSquishedCan ? This tweet was a paid sponsorship by @BudLight.bsky.com wait can we say tweet?
November 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
That's a cool picture of a flower with a frog sleeping in its blossom. Here's a picture of some Sasquatch Poop, poop credit included.
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Here's a random picture of bottles because I didn't didn't sign up for a clone of twitter just to hear people complain about Morning Joe first thing when I sign in for the first time.
November 18, 2024 at 5:30 PM