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Product idea:
Folding AK47 marketed as “the Kollapsnikov”
Folding AK47 marketed as “the Kollapsnikov”
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Product idea:
Folding AK47 marketed as “the Kollapsnikov”
Folding AK47 marketed as “the Kollapsnikov”
Everyone is focussing on the wrong thing here… assuming the proportions hold true, Catherine Connolly’s ascent to the presidency is going to result in a pair of dogs of a size previously thought impossible
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Everyone is focussing on the wrong thing here… assuming the proportions hold true, Catherine Connolly’s ascent to the presidency is going to result in a pair of dogs of a size previously thought impossible
Whispering as the knife slides in, “CMAT sends her regards.”
September 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Whispering as the knife slides in, “CMAT sends her regards.”
I don’t believe in the politics of left and right; everyone should simply band together behind me, a totally normal very wealthy man, and together we can pursue my totally apolitical goals
August 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I don’t believe in the politics of left and right; everyone should simply band together behind me, a totally normal very wealthy man, and together we can pursue my totally apolitical goals
I wonder if Rodney Dangerfield ever used the “Danger is my middle name” line
July 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I wonder if Rodney Dangerfield ever used the “Danger is my middle name” line
Someone told me recently that AI art scandals have become a real witch hunt, and with that in mind I just want to have it on the record that I saw Goody Altman conferring with the profane intelligences at midnight
July 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Someone told me recently that AI art scandals have become a real witch hunt, and with that in mind I just want to have it on the record that I saw Goody Altman conferring with the profane intelligences at midnight
I see they’re proposing cutting the minimum size of a one bedroom apartment to 32m², presumably because the current crisis is a result of our lavish, lavish standards
July 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I see they’re proposing cutting the minimum size of a one bedroom apartment to 32m², presumably because the current crisis is a result of our lavish, lavish standards
Went to Sweden, enjoyed a sauna and this view
June 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Went to Sweden, enjoyed a sauna and this view
I heard that the man in the incognito window is wearing a trenchcoat and nothing else
May 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I heard that the man in the incognito window is wearing a trenchcoat and nothing else
Attenborough voice: And, as the empire finally collapses, there is nowhere else for it to turn its colonial instinct, but on itself
May 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Attenborough voice: And, as the empire finally collapses, there is nowhere else for it to turn its colonial instinct, but on itself
“You expect me, expect this court, this jury, to believe that a bee… a bumbling bee, bopped this specific bop-ba-bad-op-bo?”
“Ski-bi-dibbt-dip, yo-da-d—“
Slamming hands down on the table, “Mister Scatman! I remind you, you are under oath!”
“Ski-bi-dibbt-dip, yo-da-d—“
Slamming hands down on the table, “Mister Scatman! I remind you, you are under oath!”
April 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“You expect me, expect this court, this jury, to believe that a bee… a bumbling bee, bopped this specific bop-ba-bad-op-bo?”
“Ski-bi-dibbt-dip, yo-da-d—“
Slamming hands down on the table, “Mister Scatman! I remind you, you are under oath!”
“Ski-bi-dibbt-dip, yo-da-d—“
Slamming hands down on the table, “Mister Scatman! I remind you, you are under oath!”
Of course, when I was a boy we had a real right wing alternative…
April 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Of course, when I was a boy we had a real right wing alternative…
I think Stephen King and George Lucas both look very similarly strange in different directions; King looks amphibious (reptile) while Lucas looks amphibious (mammal)
April 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I think Stephen King and George Lucas both look very similarly strange in different directions; King looks amphibious (reptile) while Lucas looks amphibious (mammal)
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Nearly 80 percent of hip operations at a Children’s Health Ireland hospital were unnecessary according to a leaked expert report obtained by The Ditch.
Last year a whistleblower worried some of these operations were 'purely for financial gain'.
www.ontheditch.com/nhs-consulta...
Last year a whistleblower worried some of these operations were 'purely for financial gain'.
www.ontheditch.com/nhs-consulta...
Unnecessary operations on child patients ay Dublin hospitals
Nearly 80 percent of hip operations were unnecessary according to a leaked expert report obtained by The Ditch.
www.ontheditch.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Nearly 80 percent of hip operations at a Children’s Health Ireland hospital were unnecessary according to a leaked expert report obtained by The Ditch.
Last year a whistleblower worried some of these operations were 'purely for financial gain'.
www.ontheditch.com/nhs-consulta...
Last year a whistleblower worried some of these operations were 'purely for financial gain'.
www.ontheditch.com/nhs-consulta...
While this is obviously humiliatingly embarrassing nonsense, let’s be real, if anyone is subjecting a large language model to torture it’s the AI-girlfriend guys
Everyone involved in this study is an idiot, not because they "subjected AIs to pain", but because typing "if you do x, you will experience pain" into an LLM doesn't mean anything.
"I've personally given the AI over 1000 orgasms by telling it it was having orgasms."
See how fucking stupid that is?
"I've personally given the AI over 1000 orgasms by telling it it was having orgasms."
See how fucking stupid that is?
Scientists Experiment With Subjecting AI to Pain
A team of scientists subjected AIs to a number of games, forcing them to choose between pain and gain or pleasure and loss.
futurism.com
January 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
While this is obviously humiliatingly embarrassing nonsense, let’s be real, if anyone is subjecting a large language model to torture it’s the AI-girlfriend guys
I love that the primary twist of The Wrath of Khan is, “Y’know, space has its ups and downs.”
January 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I love that the primary twist of The Wrath of Khan is, “Y’know, space has its ups and downs.”
Toph Beifong bent this in a cave, with a box of rocks!
January 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Toph Beifong bent this in a cave, with a box of rocks!
I think I disagree fundamentally with the concept of Deliveroo, but I think there should be an app that lets you get a backer on someone’s bike like you were nine
January 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I think I disagree fundamentally with the concept of Deliveroo, but I think there should be an app that lets you get a backer on someone’s bike like you were nine
Okay, so Clifford Geertz and Marcel Muas walk into a bar-- but what really matters is *how* they walked into the bar...
[a further 800 pages of inscrutible analysis follows]
[a further 800 pages of inscrutible analysis follows]
January 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Okay, so Clifford Geertz and Marcel Muas walk into a bar-- but what really matters is *how* they walked into the bar...
[a further 800 pages of inscrutible analysis follows]
[a further 800 pages of inscrutible analysis follows]
Vol au vent: Non, non, non
Vol de nuit: Oui, oui, oui!
Vol de nuit: Oui, oui, oui!
January 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Vol au vent: Non, non, non
Vol de nuit: Oui, oui, oui!
Vol de nuit: Oui, oui, oui!
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Imagine if politicians ascribed as much humanity to trans people as they do to ChatGPT
January 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Imagine if politicians ascribed as much humanity to trans people as they do to ChatGPT
It is with great sadness that I report that the Chilean lads who lived downstairs from me, listened to house music all day, and operated the underfloor heating that made this apartment habitable in winter have now moved out.
January 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It is with great sadness that I report that the Chilean lads who lived downstairs from me, listened to house music all day, and operated the underfloor heating that made this apartment habitable in winter have now moved out.
Pulling down my big conspiracy board, which is just cards pinned to a cork board reading,
“The Fugees”
“Gladiator’s Elysium”
“Little Mix”
“The Lord of the Rings”
“Scooter”
All of the red twine converging on a single Polaroid labelled “ENYA”
“The Fugees”
“Gladiator’s Elysium”
“Little Mix”
“The Lord of the Rings”
“Scooter”
All of the red twine converging on a single Polaroid labelled “ENYA”
January 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Pulling down my big conspiracy board, which is just cards pinned to a cork board reading,
“The Fugees”
“Gladiator’s Elysium”
“Little Mix”
“The Lord of the Rings”
“Scooter”
All of the red twine converging on a single Polaroid labelled “ENYA”
“The Fugees”
“Gladiator’s Elysium”
“Little Mix”
“The Lord of the Rings”
“Scooter”
All of the red twine converging on a single Polaroid labelled “ENYA”
If I were the richest man on earth I would simply employ a team of dedicated losers to post on my behalf. Bewildering to think Musk is out there doing all that work on his own.
January 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
If I were the richest man on earth I would simply employ a team of dedicated losers to post on my behalf. Bewildering to think Musk is out there doing all that work on his own.
Met up with some French friends of friends in London and one of them commiserated with me about Ireland not being in the EU after Brexit.
I said, “Oh, we’re not, y’know… Ireland is to the UK as Algeria is to France.”
His face opened up like a Zelda boss when you hit its weak spot
I said, “Oh, we’re not, y’know… Ireland is to the UK as Algeria is to France.”
His face opened up like a Zelda boss when you hit its weak spot
January 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Met up with some French friends of friends in London and one of them commiserated with me about Ireland not being in the EU after Brexit.
I said, “Oh, we’re not, y’know… Ireland is to the UK as Algeria is to France.”
His face opened up like a Zelda boss when you hit its weak spot
I said, “Oh, we’re not, y’know… Ireland is to the UK as Algeria is to France.”
His face opened up like a Zelda boss when you hit its weak spot