I LOVE MY FUTURE WIFE
a man wearing headphones and a white tank top is making a face .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a white tank top is making a face .
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December 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I LOVE MY FUTURE WIFE
The prophecy has been fulfilled
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The prophecy has been fulfilled
Chilis triple dippers. Save me chilis triple dippers
a black and white photo of a man praying with his hands folded in prayer .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man praying with his hands folded in prayer .
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November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Chilis triple dippers. Save me chilis triple dippers
My partner makes me feel so loved
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting on the beach with a bottle of water .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting on the beach with a bottle of water .
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November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My partner makes me feel so loved
Not even trying to have a good day 😭
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not even trying to have a good day 😭
Partner recorded me skateboarding
a 3d model of slender man is standing on top of a white fence .
ALT: a 3d model of slender man is standing on top of a white fence .
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November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Partner recorded me skateboarding
The pros and cons of getting my partner to watch Supernatural:
Pros: we get to talk about their thoughts so far. I get to hear their questions and opinions
Cons: I have to defend why my favorite brother is Dean
Pros: we get to talk about their thoughts so far. I get to hear their questions and opinions
Cons: I have to defend why my favorite brother is Dean
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The pros and cons of getting my partner to watch Supernatural:
Pros: we get to talk about their thoughts so far. I get to hear their questions and opinions
Cons: I have to defend why my favorite brother is Dean
Pros: we get to talk about their thoughts so far. I get to hear their questions and opinions
Cons: I have to defend why my favorite brother is Dean
What would you have answered to this question?
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What would you have answered to this question?
Where were you when you Dan and Phil confirmed their relationship?
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Where were you when you Dan and Phil confirmed their relationship?
Taco Bell date but we lady and the tramp it
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Taco Bell date but we lady and the tramp it
It’s international lesbian day which means all non lesbians owe me money
October 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It’s international lesbian day which means all non lesbians owe me money
Having to go back home after being with partner is like being drafted into war and not knowing if I’ll ever see them again
September 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Having to go back home after being with partner is like being drafted into war and not knowing if I’ll ever see them again
Never forget when my partner said they wouldn’t date me if I was a worm
September 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Never forget when my partner said they wouldn’t date me if I was a worm
Leave it to the professional
September 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Leave it to the professional
Sometimes I post something sweet and serious but I can’t take myself seriously because of my profile pic. Imagine look-maxxing Dr. James Wilson from House MD being supportive and saying I love you
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sometimes I post something sweet and serious but I can’t take myself seriously because of my profile pic. Imagine look-maxxing Dr. James Wilson from House MD being supportive and saying I love you
Someone’s gotta be the bad guy and show my partner omegaverse stuff, and sadly it has to be me
September 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Someone’s gotta be the bad guy and show my partner omegaverse stuff, and sadly it has to be me
When I say I got that dog in me
September 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When I say I got that dog in me
Looking at old posts my partner made about me before I got BlueSky got me giggling and kicking my feet
September 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Looking at old posts my partner made about me before I got BlueSky got me giggling and kicking my feet
I fucking love marble hornets
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I fucking love marble hornets
Nobody got the autism rizz like I do
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Nobody got the autism rizz like I do
I miss my partner (it’s been like 14 hours since I’ve seen them)
September 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I miss my partner (it’s been like 14 hours since I’ve seen them)
My partner and I were playing rock, paper, scissors to see who pays for the check and we both chose scissors #lesbianthings
September 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My partner and I were playing rock, paper, scissors to see who pays for the check and we both chose scissors #lesbianthings
Dragged my sad girl music partner to a rock and metal concert 🫡
September 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Dragged my sad girl music partner to a rock and metal concert 🫡
Daily reminder that I love my partner
September 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Daily reminder that I love my partner
Meeting my partner’s parents for the first time today and this is how I feel 😔 (I just wanted them to like me)
August 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Meeting my partner’s parents for the first time today and this is how I feel 😔 (I just wanted them to like me)