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Darius
@sirdariuscarter.bsky.social
LA | Sag | Unserious
Ain’t nothing like an edible induced slumber 🙂‍↔️
December 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
It’s still fvck Alicia Keys for having YTB Fatt take “Secrets” off streaming
December 28, 2024 at 12:01 AM
The way I manifested damn near everything I set an intention on this year 😌✨
December 27, 2024 at 6:20 PM
‘Twas a merry Cowboy Carter Christmas 🤠🥰🎄✨❤️
December 26, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Feeling like Kourtney and Travis 🥴
December 8, 2024 at 11:07 PM
There’s like 5 diff events going on tonight 🫨😵‍💫
December 6, 2024 at 5:07 AM
ParTy Spicy 🥳
December 5, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Time sure loves moving fast when you don’t have to be at work 🤔
December 2, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Everything getting ready to shut down and I’m just now getting activated 🙄
December 1, 2024 at 9:27 AM
What’s four Christmas movies to know you by?
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Mo’nique somewhere reading this wit the biggest smile on her face
I have a much better experience at the airport when I actually do my hair/face and look like something.

Devastating revelation.
November 28, 2024 at 12:29 AM
THEY NEED WITCHES LIKE ME! THEY NEED WITCHES LIKE ME SO THEY CAN GET ON THEIR FUCKIN BROOMSTICKS AND MAKE ME THE BAD GUY.. ELPHIE
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I know a Wokano cucumber salad hate to see me coming
November 25, 2024 at 8:37 PM
No way I should just now be getting home 😵‍💫
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
LA and this bipolar weather really got me fucked up 😪
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Not me having to cancel all plans cause I’m getting sick 🤧
My god it’s a lot happening this Thursday 😵‍💫
November 22, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I feel like any time I tell a restaurant “Easy [ingredient]” they load that mf on
November 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I can already see this gon be one of those days my job makes me work for my wage 🙄😓
November 21, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Paula Deen done took her talents from the kitchen to the pulpit
November 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I really need to start taking more pictures
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
My god it’s a lot happening this Thursday 😵‍💫
November 19, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Whoreible Decisions cancelling their pod definitely hurts my heart
November 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
For being someone who can’t be on time for shit, I sure do have a lot of nerve getting an attitude when someone makes me wait 🥴
November 18, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Just pearled tf outta 3 blunts back to back. Who have I become?
November 18, 2024 at 2:56 AM
My kids gon wake up to “Virgo’s Groove” playing in the house and know it’s time to clean lol
November 17, 2024 at 9:34 PM