Sir Coral Legs
@sircorallegs.bsky.social
Meet Sir Coral Legs (Trigoniulus corallinus), the dapper millipede full of secrets and style. Warning: May attempt to borrow your snacks!
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🧀🐄 Just a man, a cheese-obsessed cow, and a whole lotta dairy drama.
Sometimes you find yourself in a deep philosophical moment… sitting next to a cow eating toast like it owes nobody an explanation. 💭💥
Background by udder demand 🖤🤍
#CowPrintCore #CheesePlease #WeirdAndWonderful #Humor #SayCheese
Sometimes you find yourself in a deep philosophical moment… sitting next to a cow eating toast like it owes nobody an explanation. 💭💥
Background by udder demand 🖤🤍
#CowPrintCore #CheesePlease #WeirdAndWonderful #Humor #SayCheese
May 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
🧀🐄 Just a man, a cheese-obsessed cow, and a whole lotta dairy drama.
Sometimes you find yourself in a deep philosophical moment… sitting next to a cow eating toast like it owes nobody an explanation. 💭💥
Background by udder demand 🖤🤍
#CowPrintCore #CheesePlease #WeirdAndWonderful #Humor #SayCheese
Sometimes you find yourself in a deep philosophical moment… sitting next to a cow eating toast like it owes nobody an explanation. 💭💥
Background by udder demand 🖤🤍
#CowPrintCore #CheesePlease #WeirdAndWonderful #Humor #SayCheese
🌈 Chiang Mai is bursting with love and color! 🏳️🌈💖 The streets came alive for Chiang Mai Pride 2025, celebrating unity, diversity, and pure joy. 🥳✨ #ChiangMaiPride #Pride2025 #LoveIsLove #ThailandPride #LGBTQ+
May 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
🌈 Chiang Mai is bursting with love and color! 🏳️🌈💖 The streets came alive for Chiang Mai Pride 2025, celebrating unity, diversity, and pure joy. 🥳✨ #ChiangMaiPride #Pride2025 #LoveIsLove #ThailandPride #LGBTQ+
May 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Meet Sir Coral Legs — Knight of the Slimy Realm and newest hero of THE SNOT BRIGADE! He joins Booger Bob and Sniffles Steve to battle dry nostrils, dust, and allergy chaos.
Grossville just got weirder.
#SnotBrigade #Grossville #GrossArt #FunnyCharacters #BoogersUnite
Grossville just got weirder.
#SnotBrigade #Grossville #GrossArt #FunnyCharacters #BoogersUnite
May 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Meet Sir Coral Legs — Knight of the Slimy Realm and newest hero of THE SNOT BRIGADE! He joins Booger Bob and Sniffles Steve to battle dry nostrils, dust, and allergy chaos.
Grossville just got weirder.
#SnotBrigade #Grossville #GrossArt #FunnyCharacters #BoogersUnite
Grossville just got weirder.
#SnotBrigade #Grossville #GrossArt #FunnyCharacters #BoogersUnite
“Ah, #politics! A world where the #truth is as elusive as a snail on a caffeine rush. One side’s saying, ‘I have the truth!’ and the other’s saying, ‘No, we do!’. So next time someone says they’ve got the absolute truth just do what I do sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.🍿
#funny #humor #satire
#funny #humor #satire
May 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Presidents are people too."
Even Sir Coral Legs knows that HIPAA doesn’t stand for “Hide Info from Partisan Attackers.”
Let’s stop acting like medical privacy ends at the White House door.
Truth matters. Privacy matters. Logic matters.
#HIPAA #PoliticalSatire #PrivacyMatters #EqualStandards
Even Sir Coral Legs knows that HIPAA doesn’t stand for “Hide Info from Partisan Attackers.”
Let’s stop acting like medical privacy ends at the White House door.
Truth matters. Privacy matters. Logic matters.
#HIPAA #PoliticalSatire #PrivacyMatters #EqualStandards
May 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"Presidents are people too."
Even Sir Coral Legs knows that HIPAA doesn’t stand for “Hide Info from Partisan Attackers.”
Let’s stop acting like medical privacy ends at the White House door.
Truth matters. Privacy matters. Logic matters.
#HIPAA #PoliticalSatire #PrivacyMatters #EqualStandards
Even Sir Coral Legs knows that HIPAA doesn’t stand for “Hide Info from Partisan Attackers.”
Let’s stop acting like medical privacy ends at the White House door.
Truth matters. Privacy matters. Logic matters.
#HIPAA #PoliticalSatire #PrivacyMatters #EqualStandards
Sir Coral Legs doesn’t need bodyguards he’s got a durian.
Spiky. Stinky. Silent. It’s the only security team that clears a room and protects the bug. Snack diplomacy meets fruit-based defense.
Sir Coral Legs 2028
#Durian #PoliticalSatire
#WeirdPolitics
#2028Election
Spiky. Stinky. Silent. It’s the only security team that clears a room and protects the bug. Snack diplomacy meets fruit-based defense.
Sir Coral Legs 2028
#Durian #PoliticalSatire
#WeirdPolitics
#2028Election
May 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sir Coral Legs doesn’t need bodyguards he’s got a durian.
Spiky. Stinky. Silent. It’s the only security team that clears a room and protects the bug. Snack diplomacy meets fruit-based defense.
Sir Coral Legs 2028
#Durian #PoliticalSatire
#WeirdPolitics
#2028Election
Spiky. Stinky. Silent. It’s the only security team that clears a room and protects the bug. Snack diplomacy meets fruit-based defense.
Sir Coral Legs 2028
#Durian #PoliticalSatire
#WeirdPolitics
#2028Election
Sir Coral Legs is back this time in full punk gear from The Alley Chicago. Rocking a black tee and beanie with the iconic red skull logo he’s crawling straight into the alt scene. Bold, gritty, and ready to slay.
Shop Now:
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#TheAlleyChicago #AltFashion
#ShopNow
#PunkVibes
Shop Now:
www.thealleychicago.com
#TheAlleyChicago #AltFashion
#ShopNow
#PunkVibes
May 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sir Coral Legs is back this time in full punk gear from The Alley Chicago. Rocking a black tee and beanie with the iconic red skull logo he’s crawling straight into the alt scene. Bold, gritty, and ready to slay.
Shop Now:
www.thealleychicago.com
#TheAlleyChicago #AltFashion
#ShopNow
#PunkVibes
Shop Now:
www.thealleychicago.com
#TheAlleyChicago #AltFashion
#ShopNow
#PunkVibes
TIME Magazine says: “Move over Trump Sir Coral Legs has entered the race.”
300 legs. One mission: No Crumb Left Behind.
Pro-snack. Anti-vacuum. Crawling into America’s cabinets and hearts.
Slogan: “A Snack for Every Citizen!”
Donations: Cheese puffs only.
#SirCoralLegs2028
#Trump
#Satire
#Humor
300 legs. One mission: No Crumb Left Behind.
Pro-snack. Anti-vacuum. Crawling into America’s cabinets and hearts.
Slogan: “A Snack for Every Citizen!”
Donations: Cheese puffs only.
#SirCoralLegs2028
#Trump
#Satire
#Humor
May 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
TIME Magazine says: “Move over Trump Sir Coral Legs has entered the race.”
300 legs. One mission: No Crumb Left Behind.
Pro-snack. Anti-vacuum. Crawling into America’s cabinets and hearts.
Slogan: “A Snack for Every Citizen!”
Donations: Cheese puffs only.
#SirCoralLegs2028
#Trump
#Satire
#Humor
300 legs. One mission: No Crumb Left Behind.
Pro-snack. Anti-vacuum. Crawling into America’s cabinets and hearts.
Slogan: “A Snack for Every Citizen!”
Donations: Cheese puffs only.
#SirCoralLegs2028
#Trump
#Satire
#Humor
Meet the dream team you never knew you needed! Sir Coral Legs is crawling into the race with charm, courage, and 300 tiny feet of determination joined by the coolest snowman on the block Nailson Frost. Together they’re ready to warm hearts and sweep the polls.
#PoliticalSatire #Humor #Satire
#PoliticalSatire #Humor #Satire
May 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Meet the dream team you never knew you needed! Sir Coral Legs is crawling into the race with charm, courage, and 300 tiny feet of determination joined by the coolest snowman on the block Nailson Frost. Together they’re ready to warm hearts and sweep the polls.
#PoliticalSatire #Humor #Satire
#PoliticalSatire #Humor #Satire