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👉🏻 Due to the large amount of US idiocy, the fountain pen is out of ink.
Pinned
Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.
Vance says Waltz was promoted.

Please give this man a promotion.
May 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He didn’t go through the usual channel, Signal.
April 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Met with Trump.

Said he wanted a deal.

All he wanted was a kneel.

He used to hate kneelers.

Now he hates all who won’t kneel.
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hear you.

But I don’t care.
April 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
REUTERS POLL: “.. Some 59% of respondents - including a third of Republicans - said America was losing credibility on the global stage.”

59% said the Pope was a catholic.
April 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A must read:

Larry David: My dinner with Adolf.

New York Times
April 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Trump is a master of Wag the Dog. No limits.
April 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Has anyone seen my hat? I miss it so much - Iooks like the one on the b&w photo. Send me a Signal if you know anything.
April 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
No doubt an INCEL. Keep him away from guns. And girls. And politics. Just keep him in the basement. No internet.
April 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Americans have started wakening up on resurrection day. Any sign yet? Of sanity.
April 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The door is always open - just drop in? Such a positive openness. I’ll concider it next time in DC. Love this state media.
April 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
When asked, the Pope tried with «fat chance», but ended up with fat Vance.
April 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Resurrection day. Any sign of sanity yet, over there?
April 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
«Now, you be a big boy and behave when you go to the Vatican. Try not to insult anyone. They just aren’t used to JerkDouchebags over there.»
April 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
MAGA brain trust: Fight Deep State with Shallow Leadership.
April 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"May this Good Friday inspire hope and faith for all Americans and our friends around the world," wrote the first lady. Doesn’t read so much, this one?
April 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ONCE AGAIN - how slow is this guy?!! - Trump accuses Zelensky of starting the war. Next time they talk, Zelensky will be accused of starting the tariff war.
April 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Any MAGAs on Bluesky? Or is
it too many words and too few pictures here? Would have been nice to hear your opinion on some facts. You know facts?
April 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Pretty twisted: Daughter (European) of a friend is studying in USA. Now she is warned by the Uni to not say or write anything critical about the Trump «government». Her Visa will be at risk. This a couple of weeks since ShadyJD was in Europe to criticize its «limits to free speech». Respect you?
April 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Dechambeau just took a U-turn like his BFF in WH. Don’t want to win The Masters in the end. Rors!
April 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Europeans don’t want to go to USA (down 20% March). No European wants US Magas to come to Europe. Well done, Master Donald.
April 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Donald, you know that all golfclubs, no matter brand, are Made in China? No tariff then? Thought so.
#Masters
April 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Rory! Show the Americans who has got real strength. Take them down. Brain beats muscle.
#masters
April 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Wow! She Is Receiving Pushback From Sycophants…they will be removed soon…
April 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM