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@sir-craft.bsky.social
MDNI 🔞 Writer of adult content
20+, 30+, 40+, etc. | 6'4" | Totally Taken
"People will forget what you said,
but they will never forget how you made them feel."
http://bio.link/sircraft
Not a lewd or lingerie, but I've got the color, right?
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
*eyes bandaids, chocolate, and plushies to heal fractured ego later today*

Well... Let's find out, shall we?
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Such good company...

(I may need to up my pfp game by the looks of yours.)
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm smiling because I know where you are.

You think I can't see you but that's a foolish assumption. Your desire is crystal clear, a homing beacon to me, your shape trembling and enticing.

Are you ready? I know you think you are. But you've never experienced what I can do before.

You will...
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ungrateful little dweep.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
A professor in the UK is meticulously keeping tabs on what you have to endure for a president, and how it's breaking laws all over the place.

1,511 actions logged so far.

Handy list for that impeachment one day?

www.trumpactiontracker.info
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
That tracks...
October 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Actually...
October 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
As you wish, Sunny.
September 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The glasses and the beard are wrong but close enough.
September 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This may not be feral enough for a Friday, but I understand hands can still induce that state. Hth.
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Mine is a mixed bag. Cold outside? Really?
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Close enough... None of the glasses were a good match so you'll have to imagine those.
September 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What a nice and cozy skircle... ☺️ You guys are awesome!
August 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
August 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Terence Stamp passed away at 87.

RIP, Ralph...

gizmodo.com/superman-and...
August 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Write that outline, draw that rough sketch, record that first take. Do it now.
August 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
August 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Let's pretend we'd actually meet...
July 31, 2025 at 7:22 AM
*sets himself up for disappointment*

I'm pretty sure these don't work for has been writers, but just for funsies we're gonna try anyways. 😉

Note: This post may not even survive the first hour.
July 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Alpha males. 🙄
July 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Here, let me help you.
July 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It me, and quite accurately at that.
June 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Why is my hand here, and not you?
June 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Amsterdam blocked off 10 miles of highway to host a party. Fun was had.
June 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM