i may have a giant pencil headed my way to go with my giant spoon. this may be the beginnings of a giant things wall.
September 28, 2023 at 1:47 AM
i may have a giant pencil headed my way to go with my giant spoon. this may be the beginnings of a giant things wall.
i bought a fairly large spoon today.
i thought you should know.
i thought you should know.
September 26, 2023 at 12:05 AM
i bought a fairly large spoon today.
i thought you should know.
i thought you should know.
hi nice plant people. it’s wizard, yes? 🌱
September 22, 2023 at 3:05 PM
hi nice plant people. it’s wizard, yes? 🌱
today is one year since i lost my mister. simultaneously the longest and shortest year of my life. also the most unproductive year of my life. i’d like to declare that i plan to change that immediately but 🤷♀️
i will try tho.
i will try tho.
September 20, 2023 at 7:19 PM
today is one year since i lost my mister. simultaneously the longest and shortest year of my life. also the most unproductive year of my life. i’d like to declare that i plan to change that immediately but 🤷♀️
i will try tho.
i will try tho.
needing to reset a forgotten password will delay a task for me for a minimum of 5 days.
it could stretch to months.
it could stretch to months.
September 12, 2023 at 4:25 PM
needing to reset a forgotten password will delay a task for me for a minimum of 5 days.
it could stretch to months.
it could stretch to months.
can’t see the super moon so here’s my porch light 🌱
August 31, 2023 at 4:37 AM
can’t see the super moon so here’s my porch light 🌱
once a year i get frustrated with all the shoes and consider buying some kind of shoe storage furniture. then i remember all such furniture is built for the footwear of pixies.
August 27, 2023 at 4:02 PM
once a year i get frustrated with all the shoes and consider buying some kind of shoe storage furniture. then i remember all such furniture is built for the footwear of pixies.
Reposted by sippy
To any newskies (users) who just joined & might see this: if you do any gardening, consider joining the gardening feed (use the 🌱 emoji once you’re added to the feed list). Why? Because you can post “I’m excited I grew this zucchini!” & strangers will actually say “hell YEAH you grew a zucchini!” 💚
August 18, 2023 at 10:20 PM
To any newskies (users) who just joined & might see this: if you do any gardening, consider joining the gardening feed (use the 🌱 emoji once you’re added to the feed list). Why? Because you can post “I’m excited I grew this zucchini!” & strangers will actually say “hell YEAH you grew a zucchini!” 💚
if a man had to have an iud inserted it would be a full anesthesia day surgery by now.
also, rough day 😖
also, rough day 😖
August 19, 2023 at 2:28 AM
if a man had to have an iud inserted it would be a full anesthesia day surgery by now.
also, rough day 😖
also, rough day 😖
my camera isn’t very good from a distance so it’s not a great photo.
my upper balcony 🌱
my upper balcony 🌱
August 16, 2023 at 5:28 PM
my camera isn’t very good from a distance so it’s not a great photo.
my upper balcony 🌱
my upper balcony 🌱
i think once a day all nespresso shops should have someone march thru banging cymbals and yelling “ITS JUST COFFEE PODS!! ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS!!!”
August 14, 2023 at 12:26 AM
i think once a day all nespresso shops should have someone march thru banging cymbals and yelling “ITS JUST COFFEE PODS!! ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS!!!”
did manage a much closer up view of the sphere but i think the more interesting views are from far away to get some perspective of the size. lol, it’s so stupid!! very cool.
August 8, 2023 at 6:07 PM
did manage a much closer up view of the sphere but i think the more interesting views are from far away to get some perspective of the size. lol, it’s so stupid!! very cool.
just let a smarmy fucker with a fake accent talk me into spendy eye cream.
after nearly a year of crying i don’t even care because my eyes look great now, lol
after nearly a year of crying i don’t even care because my eyes look great now, lol
August 5, 2023 at 11:52 PM
just let a smarmy fucker with a fake accent talk me into spendy eye cream.
after nearly a year of crying i don’t even care because my eyes look great now, lol
after nearly a year of crying i don’t even care because my eyes look great now, lol
omg! in vegas with man child .it’s a long story but i needed to get a pic of someone’s “do not disturb sign” SHE WALKED OUT WHEN I WAS TAKING A PIC OF HER DOOR!!! 😬😳😭😂
i’m expecting hotel security to show up any minute. i think i’m dying.
i’m expecting hotel security to show up any minute. i think i’m dying.
August 3, 2023 at 10:26 PM
omg! in vegas with man child .it’s a long story but i needed to get a pic of someone’s “do not disturb sign” SHE WALKED OUT WHEN I WAS TAKING A PIC OF HER DOOR!!! 😬😳😭😂
i’m expecting hotel security to show up any minute. i think i’m dying.
i’m expecting hotel security to show up any minute. i think i’m dying.
after researching why my pothos is getting yellow leaves i now know it’s either too much or too little water, too much/not enough sunlight, not enough/too much fertilizer.
also, it could be too hot or too cold. as previously suggested i’ve tried both caring for it and neglecting it. 🤷♀️ i give up.
also, it could be too hot or too cold. as previously suggested i’ve tried both caring for it and neglecting it. 🤷♀️ i give up.
July 30, 2023 at 6:40 PM
after researching why my pothos is getting yellow leaves i now know it’s either too much or too little water, too much/not enough sunlight, not enough/too much fertilizer.
also, it could be too hot or too cold. as previously suggested i’ve tried both caring for it and neglecting it. 🤷♀️ i give up.
also, it could be too hot or too cold. as previously suggested i’ve tried both caring for it and neglecting it. 🤷♀️ i give up.
sigh.
what’s this all about? do i have too much or none?
what’s this all about? do i have too much or none?
July 23, 2023 at 9:13 PM
sigh.
what’s this all about? do i have too much or none?
what’s this all about? do i have too much or none?
just dropped an open container of collagen powder on the kitchen floor. that’s fun before coffee.
also, good morning.
also, good morning.
July 20, 2023 at 1:29 PM
just dropped an open container of collagen powder on the kitchen floor. that’s fun before coffee.
also, good morning.
also, good morning.
i wish there was a way to see what matt gaetz thinks he looks like.
July 18, 2023 at 11:41 PM
i wish there was a way to see what matt gaetz thinks he looks like.
going to vegas next month. in the last 24hrs i’ve become increasingly obsessed with going to see the sphere. also slightly disappointed they didn’t call it an orb, i don’t know why.
July 8, 2023 at 1:54 AM
going to vegas next month. in the last 24hrs i’ve become increasingly obsessed with going to see the sphere. also slightly disappointed they didn’t call it an orb, i don’t know why.
just went and had a new passport photo done. she showed me the pic “is that okay?” with a face suggesting i might heap praise on her for a fantastic photo.
“we’ll be all day if you’re waiting for me to like one, let’s just go with that one”
i suspect she just keeps hoping that one day it’ll happen.
“we’ll be all day if you’re waiting for me to like one, let’s just go with that one”
i suspect she just keeps hoping that one day it’ll happen.
July 4, 2023 at 12:26 AM
just went and had a new passport photo done. she showed me the pic “is that okay?” with a face suggesting i might heap praise on her for a fantastic photo.
“we’ll be all day if you’re waiting for me to like one, let’s just go with that one”
i suspect she just keeps hoping that one day it’ll happen.
“we’ll be all day if you’re waiting for me to like one, let’s just go with that one”
i suspect she just keeps hoping that one day it’ll happen.
alright, i’m going full twitter on bluesky. ya ready?
sometimes when i drink i over floss.
sometimes when i drink i over floss.
July 3, 2023 at 5:37 AM
alright, i’m going full twitter on bluesky. ya ready?
sometimes when i drink i over floss.
sometimes when i drink i over floss.
i know i will lose some people i don’t want to lose but other than that i can’t wait for twitter to implode.
July 2, 2023 at 3:14 PM
i know i will lose some people i don’t want to lose but other than that i can’t wait for twitter to implode.
saw this happening at the dollar store earlier.
June 28, 2023 at 9:50 PM
saw this happening at the dollar store earlier.
this is me posting a thing.
June 27, 2023 at 10:23 PM
this is me posting a thing.