Sipowitz Nation
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We met that one time at that thing.
Homicide is the department where any death of unknown cause is assigned. You shouldn’t take that to mean they think there’s a crime involved.
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Homicide is the department where any death of unknown cause is assigned. You shouldn’t take that to mean they think there’s a crime involved.
You misspelled syphilis.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You misspelled syphilis.
I truly do not even understand what they think is ambiguous about the ending? That the bad guy and the lawman never met up? Are they confused if the wife died? This is bewildering.
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I truly do not even understand what they think is ambiguous about the ending? That the bad guy and the lawman never met up? Are they confused if the wife died? This is bewildering.
I wouldn’t 100% be sure the person has/had an alcohol problem but I’d strongly, strongly be leaning that way, yes.
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I wouldn’t 100% be sure the person has/had an alcohol problem but I’d strongly, strongly be leaning that way, yes.
My soul left my body for a split second while processing that.
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My soul left my body for a split second while processing that.
“Are you in my accounting class” triggered the most out-of-place laugh in my life. Citizen journalism!
October 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“Are you in my accounting class” triggered the most out-of-place laugh in my life. Citizen journalism!
Very poop-coded.
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Very poop-coded.
The little red-haired girls carpet doesn’t match the drapes. Argh!
October 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The little red-haired girls carpet doesn’t match the drapes. Argh!
Sorry but does anyone actually disagree with this? This is not a HAWWWWTEST take.
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sorry but does anyone actually disagree with this? This is not a HAWWWWTEST take.
But guys “they” shot Charlie Kirk, it’s only fair. /s
October 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
But guys “they” shot Charlie Kirk, it’s only fair. /s
This post is how I learned of this happening 2 hours ago. Feather for your cap.
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This post is how I learned of this happening 2 hours ago. Feather for your cap.
Spiritually, that’s not wrong.
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Spiritually, that’s not wrong.
You misspelled “Completely unlikeable sack of shit blind squirrel finds a nut for once” as “hell yeah brother.”
Guy is anti-covid restrictions and thinks voting machines are cheating us. He can drink bleach.
Guy is anti-covid restrictions and thinks voting machines are cheating us. He can drink bleach.
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You misspelled “Completely unlikeable sack of shit blind squirrel finds a nut for once” as “hell yeah brother.”
Guy is anti-covid restrictions and thinks voting machines are cheating us. He can drink bleach.
Guy is anti-covid restrictions and thinks voting machines are cheating us. He can drink bleach.
It was amazing. I thought I’d die laughing.
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It was amazing. I thought I’d die laughing.
The best voicemails of all-time. So much gold.
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The best voicemails of all-time. So much gold.
I only listened live so not 100% sure what they beeped but I have to imagine it was the “find a girl who will fall asleep with it in her mouth” bit.
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I only listened live so not 100% sure what they beeped but I have to imagine it was the “find a girl who will fall asleep with it in her mouth” bit.
2016 OSU and then Wisky in the B10TG. Last year, Boise. That Rose Bowl against Utah.
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
2016 OSU and then Wisky in the B10TG. Last year, Boise. That Rose Bowl against Utah.
THE MICHIGAN DIFFERENCE
September 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
THE MICHIGAN DIFFERENCE
Honestly, and I say this as a UofM guy, Harbaugh is way more autistic than Hayes. Woody was a violent, drug-addled incel fueled by pure hate and bigotry . . . but he wasn’t on the spectrum.
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Honestly, and I say this as a UofM guy, Harbaugh is way more autistic than Hayes. Woody was a violent, drug-addled incel fueled by pure hate and bigotry . . . but he wasn’t on the spectrum.
The one in the US serves the visa workers in the US who are afraid if they leave for a conference they won’t be let back in and will lose their job and family.
September 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The one in the US serves the visa workers in the US who are afraid if they leave for a conference they won’t be let back in and will lose their job and family.
At some point you just need to give up the ghost and manage a Walgreens.
September 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
At some point you just need to give up the ghost and manage a Walgreens.
I think some people have no friends and talking to a cashier is the peak interaction of their day. :(
September 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think some people have no friends and talking to a cashier is the peak interaction of their day. :(
Truly cannot express how little of a shit every VT player looks like they give. Meanwhile ODU is racking up excessive celebration penalties and getting ejected for throwing haymakers after plays. Total quit meets total effort. And I have no connection to either team!
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Truly cannot express how little of a shit every VT player looks like they give. Meanwhile ODU is racking up excessive celebration penalties and getting ejected for throwing haymakers after plays. Total quit meets total effort. And I have no connection to either team!