I secretly really want this to be good

I like how this is funnier than Barn

how did I get my current username?

I played a lot of Halo as a kid and I thought it would be funny if it said “You were killed by Siphillis.”

I have been unable to think of a better username. Obviously

I have questions

I can finally use all that energy I stored up by not transitioning to calling it "X"

Good idea, now we can mutually block each other and mean it