I am horrified it is only monday.

honestly i have no idea what the universe was thinking when it strapped feral-grade adhd to an astrological chart positively lit up with fire signs. Im 86% sure it said "hold my beer." and thats how I got here.

Crows always look like they have the best track playing in their invisible headphones.

I think people have been getting the rabbit's narrative wrong for a very long time.

today my patience is smelted silver, trying to transmute itself back into gold.

You can't learn how to hold on until you learn how to let go. Them's the breaks - now go get em tiger.

When referring to my best friend's six year old as well as myself, "well, we do have similar rates of conversational velocity."

Trying not to cry thinking about all of the dreams Ive had where Im fleeing something and stuffing Tucker into a backpack - the only thing Im worried about being able to take with me is this ginger idiot..dream tucker has been stuffed into a dream backpack SO MANY TIMES I hope he knows I love him..

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