I think the only thing I dislike more than working with JSON in PowerShell is working with XML in PowerShell.
August 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I think the only thing I dislike more than working with JSON in PowerShell is working with XML in PowerShell.
tfw you take a week off and don't remember that you didn't set your Out of Office message until Thursday night
August 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
tfw you take a week off and don't remember that you didn't set your Out of Office message until Thursday night
It's incredible how there are whole databases of musicians and bands where each one has a unique ID and some streaming services will still throw multiple artists with the same name together if they aren't popular enough.
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's incredible how there are whole databases of musicians and bands where each one has a unique ID and some streaming services will still throw multiple artists with the same name together if they aren't popular enough.
Programmers looking at Jeep people: "damn, that bad, huh?"
July 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Programmers looking at Jeep people: "damn, that bad, huh?"
The bagel place near me actually has onion bagels let's fucking go!!!!
June 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The bagel place near me actually has onion bagels let's fucking go!!!!
"Lefty loosy" and "righty tighty" are meaningless when it comes to a circle - left across the top and left across the bottom are opposite directions. How about this: "if you need to undo a screw, go back in time." Boom, counterclockwise loosens.
May 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"Lefty loosy" and "righty tighty" are meaningless when it comes to a circle - left across the top and left across the bottom are opposite directions. How about this: "if you need to undo a screw, go back in time." Boom, counterclockwise loosens.
Watching the internet's opinion on combat strategy in video games go from "if you camp and take potshots, then you're bad at the game" to "taking cheap shots is the entire strategy" has been WILD.
April 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Watching the internet's opinion on combat strategy in video games go from "if you camp and take potshots, then you're bad at the game" to "taking cheap shots is the entire strategy" has been WILD.
Downloading my Facebook history so that I can store my photos somewhere before finally closing my account
February 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Downloading my Facebook history so that I can store my photos somewhere before finally closing my account
If I'm not laughing at least once per act in every episode, you really shouldn't call your TV show a comedy.
February 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If I'm not laughing at least once per act in every episode, you really shouldn't call your TV show a comedy.
I've been playing chess immediately after waking up in the mornings and I'm pretty sure my Elo Rating is now in the single digits.
February 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I've been playing chess immediately after waking up in the mornings and I'm pretty sure my Elo Rating is now in the single digits.
Musk's lackeys are just plugging shit into servers and they're *able to*? How the FUCK are these systems not in compliance with NIST SP 800-53 Revision 5 :: CM-7 (9) (b)?
February 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Musk's lackeys are just plugging shit into servers and they're *able to*? How the FUCK are these systems not in compliance with NIST SP 800-53 Revision 5 :: CM-7 (9) (b)?
"It is the single worst thing to carry the Star Trek name in living memory." www.engadget.com/entertainmen...
Star Trek: Section 31 review: An embarrassment from start to end
Star Trek: Section 31 is Trek at its face-punching, eye-gouging grimdark worst.
www.engadget.com
January 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"It is the single worst thing to carry the Star Trek name in living memory." www.engadget.com/entertainmen...
Happy (1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9)²
January 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Happy (1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9)²
*to the tune of "Tequila" by The Champs* Balatro!
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
*to the tune of "Tequila" by The Champs* Balatro!
Shoutout to the bastion of democracy that is the US Postal Service
October 25, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Shoutout to the bastion of democracy that is the US Postal Service
*dumping dirt onto the ground* AND THE PLOT THICKENS!
October 7, 2024 at 12:48 AM
*dumping dirt onto the ground* AND THE PLOT THICKENS!
Ooh, first... *checks math* ...sixth
September 18, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Ooh, first... *checks math* ...sixth
Lead in your cinnamon? More like cinnamon in your lead. www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
The 12 Cinnamon Powders You Should Never Use via @ConsumerReports
Twelve of the 36 cinnamon powders and spice blends containing cinnamon had high levels of lead, according to Consumer Reports' testing.
www.consumerreports.org
September 13, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Lead in your cinnamon? More like cinnamon in your lead. www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
25 year old me liked Kornshell. 15 year old me would have preferred KoЯnshell.
August 16, 2024 at 2:58 AM
25 year old me liked Kornshell. 15 year old me would have preferred KoЯnshell.
"It sure would be cool if a regular person could compete in the Olympics for reference!"
*Australian breakdancing*
"Noooo, not like that!"
*Australian breakdancing*
"Noooo, not like that!"
August 11, 2024 at 1:31 AM
"It sure would be cool if a regular person could compete in the Olympics for reference!"
*Australian breakdancing*
"Noooo, not like that!"
*Australian breakdancing*
"Noooo, not like that!"
Man, outages for Azure *and* AWS today? Bad day to be a cloud provider.
July 31, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Man, outages for Azure *and* AWS today? Bad day to be a cloud provider.
"The OS should be able to prevent a kernel-level failure" has real "when a driver of a vehicle has something happen such as a tread separation, they should be able to pull over" energy.
July 20, 2024 at 4:15 PM
"The OS should be able to prevent a kernel-level failure" has real "when a driver of a vehicle has something happen such as a tread separation, they should be able to pull over" energy.
Just poured my French press through a V60 and now it's a completely different experience.
July 17, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Just poured my French press through a V60 and now it's a completely different experience.
Do you think in the Star Trek universe they use transporters instead of C-sections?
July 14, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Do you think in the Star Trek universe they use transporters instead of C-sections?