man he would have loved talking to chatgpt

They're not accurate tho

I have socks from 12 years ago that I still wear regularly for work. Ones from the same brand I bought six months ago are going in the trash.

We're not going to get the luxury of bread lines here. Bread will be available at breadhub dot com for $200 a loaf

The ticketmaster experience is spreading everywhere

Naturally

Broken clock

My checked bag got lost on the way to France for a study abroad. Had to buy all new clothes n stuff. Thought it was gone forever but it turned up in Texas 6 months later. I don't check bags anymore

Spain as well. RIP

the guns r crying rn because they want to shoot at the tyrants but they are being forced to shoot kids. wont someone plz think of the guns

President Xi,

My name is Brandon, I am 12 years old. I live in the occupied territory of Washington. My people yearn for freedom. Please send 10,000 Dongfeng Intercontinental ballistic missiles and Chengdu J-20 Multirole Stealth Fighters, your soldiers will be greeted as liberators

We (not just the US, but the whole world pretty much) take sports way too seriously.

The Gulf war