A while ago I posted on AO3 with what was meant to be the first in a long series, but then I had an idea for a novella and have become obsessed with that, so that's on hiatus after chapter one. Being a writer with ADHD is hard

Ancient Greek etymologist: "Why do we call them Amazons?"

Some dude: "I dunno. I bet they cut their tits off."

Santa Baby is about a relationship between a mortal woman and an eldritch, ethereal being. She makes love to the very spirit of jolliness but once a year, and yet to Santa her human life is only a dot within the infinite flat circle that is time.

Mariah Carey is in fortnite and I can't handle it

Some days I want to be a famous writer, inspire people, change hearts and minds. Other days I just aspire to live with pretty t girls and do absolutely nothing but clean the house and give head.

Those socialists are gonna get it! And by it, let's just say, haha, I mean healthcare.

realistically, what is a story if it doesn’t have lesbians

Sometimes I just sit down wrong and one of my boobs goes flying like an instance in game maker you gave the wrong speed value to

First AO3 post in a million years! It's a violent, sexy fic about the protagonist of Fallout 4 facing consequences.
#fanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/60895066

This was a pretty quick drawing cause I wanted to do a more extreme angle, but I still like this one. This was another one of my girlfriend's #DND characters. She's a kobold named Eris, she's a warlock, and her patron is her living grimoire!
#D&D