It's all the misplaced humor that kills it for me.

I wish I liked Part Two. I love Part One so much but couldn't get into Two.

I also find Newsome troublesome, but I see this more as a way to try to make Conservatives realize they fail the stated standards of their Golden God, Reagan. Ironically, Reagan would probably be fine with everything that is happening right now because he was full of shit.

I've watched Twin Peaks: The Return in its entirety about 7 times now. If anyone asked me what it means, I would tell them to watch it. If anyone tried to tell me what it really means I would punch them in the face.

They're not for everyone, but I love them. I strongly recommend 1-day lenses if possible. No gunk build up.

I made the mistake of saying that I enjoyed "Into Darkness" once and I never heard the end of it. I was afraid to watch "Beyond" after that.

I mean, I'm constantly shocked how many Dominos pizza boxes I see in South Philly. At least the Papa John's closed.

Can this also be a Jhoan Duran appreciation post? Because honestly I appreciate the heck out of both Durans.

Does Ocean's 12 count? If not, Airplane 2: the Sequel