Yeah I get it. Your story resonates having thought I'd lost a dog before only to find the stupid idiot waiting for me back at home like nothing happened.

I too am sad you didn't get the Spiro perp picture in the squad car.

I mean that’s pretty direct but even without it, AI tools for customer research now can link it out through internet context. We tested one at work and it listed about 75% of everyone’s personal number when pressed for more phone numbers to try. I hated that.

Ah yes, the only company whose stock is even more overvalued than Tesla.

Wonder if he'll change the name again. That move was always so obviously premature.

Taylor D, Taylor Acorn, Chloe Lilac.

The primary purpose of dinner ham in my household has always been to chunk it up the next day into a massive batch of ham and scalloped potatoes.

Ham for Easter. Ham for Christmas. Ham steaks at breakfast probably a third of the time I have a meat choice. And yes at least a few more times of year I will bake or smoke a ham for dinner.

Boy did that go places.

Seth has been keeping me sane for 6+ years. His show and he himself have evolved so much since the COVID lockdown induced changes into society that we all endured. His closer look segments now serve as reminder there are still rational thinkers rather than just being a shadow of the old SNL bit.

With a face that says, "How annoying that man decided to have a medical emergency in my moment..."

If he were a king, there would be no house of representatives in session. Oh wait...

On a personal note, I grew up in a super white midwest suburb. Going to USC was eye opening in all the right ways. This was everything I needed to understand the world better:

The best way to describe money: collective delusion. As long as everyone accepts that is has value, it does. The moment they stop believing, it doesn't.

How is "Set a high moral standard for the presidency" not zero? Grifting every day. Posting AI meme pics like a teen bully constantly. Tossing insults routinely at every official who doesn't fully agree with him. A convicted felon, the first ever to hold the office. Who thinks this is a high bar?

My brother had a very successful straightening through them and was considered an extreme case in the beginning. But it worked wonders for him.

Oh the stories that are going to come out of this…