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Sinister Mike
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I'm mostly here to shitpost about the Dodgers.

Sports opinions are my own. My other opinions are much better, I promise. He/Him
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mookie betts looking aghast mookie betts looking upset, or perhaps disgusted mookie betts looking incredulous mookie betts looks like he's just over it at this point
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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A DJ setting up at the Dodger stadium celebration Mustard on the beat, ho
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Contact (1997) Arrival (2016) Interstellar (2014)
October 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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A poster with an illustration of a worker looking at a clock. Text: SLOW DOWN when you speed up You're SCABBING on the UNEMPLOYED
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Just caught it in Camarillo
A falcon 9 rocket blasting off again
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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roki sasaki holding the WBC trophy. text reads: "7 and 2/3 innings, helping japan to a wbc title."
October 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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mel gibson, wearing a poorly photoshopped reds hat, comfortably speaks with a bloody jim caviezel, who is wearing a crown of thorns as well as a poorly photoshopped dodgers hat.
September 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I had that exact thought, but I found this in a 2018 article
Dodgers players Chris Taylor and Austin Barnes high-fiving. A tattoo is on Barnes' inner right arm.
March 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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They're my favorite fast food fry by far, but I am from California and know the super secret and arcane menu hack: I usually add a little salt.

The other reason In-N-Out has my favorite fries is because everyone else usually has onion rings, and I'll order those instead.
A petite paper packet of single-serving salt.
March 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The Tampa Bay Ray's spring training cap, but with an illustration by Kurt Vonnegut superimposed over the logo. The original logo was supposed to be a lens flare, as if the "rays" in "tampa bay rays" is for sunbeams or something, but it's supposed to be about a kind of fish so I'm a little confused. Anyway the logo they went with looks kinda like a butt hole, which is what the kurt vonnegut drawing is of, so i photoshopped it in.
February 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Bender from Futurama saying "Well, a lot of them were children."
November 23, 2023 at 6:59 PM