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sinisterbird.bsky.social
Mr. Kit
@sinisterbird.bsky.social
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just a f*ckin idiot 🤡

dm at your own risk 🤷

she | her | mister | sir
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An extreme closeup of an emoji face with the eye emoji for each eye. It asserts, “i am Looking respectfully”
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Joke’s on you, I didn’t need the pride band bc i am now serving Tactical Lesbian
Someone white bitch with a very thin wrist wearing a titanium first gen Apple Watch Ultra, sporting a forest green band. She has 9 things overdue on her to-do list and the time reads 16:34 (4pm)
September 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
sinisterbird.bsky.social
Bernie Sanders in a winter jacket. "I am once again asking for y'all to stop sexually harassing Devi like seriously what the fuck"
September 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Discord DM screenshot: BLUE: you are braver than me. i can't do romancy anything PINK: As far as reading, or life? BLUE: literally one and legally the other
September 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
sinisterbird.bsky.social
this u?
the hero boom op from Star Wars: A New Hope. Shooting in the midst of Tunisia, he is tan and holding a mic boom over his head. All he is wearing is some gloves to prevent handling noise and some sick pink shorts
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
sinisterbird.bsky.social
an extreme closeup of Chancellor Palpatine (an old man) in Star Wars ep III as he says, "Ironic". A blowpop has been photoshopped hanging from his mouth.
September 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
sinisterbird.bsky.social
i know we've all moved on but here's the final version havaniceday
A minimalist, edited bible comic featuring the silhouette of a bearded man's cheek, chin, and shoulder in the foreground as he stands before an upset group of men. Narrative top text: Most people rejected His message. GROUP: A sign of the times! WEEDER: You mean a clock? Lol GROUP: Shut up! Narrative bottom text: They hated Weeder because He told them the truth. Both singular pronouns are capital H. The book of Weeder, chapter 420 verse 69 is cited in the bottom rite
September 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sinisterbird.bsky.social
A minimalist, edited bible comic featuring the silhouette of a bearded man's cheek, chin, and shoulder in the foreground as he stands before an upset group of men. Narrative top text: Most people rejected His message. GROUP: A sign of the times! WEEDER: You mean a clock? Lol GROUP: Shut up! Narrative bottom text: They hated Weeder because He told them the truth. Both singular pronouns are capital H. Instead of a bible verse, weeder.bsky.social is cited in the bottom right
September 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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A screenshot of Apple Health’s medication management. The Mirena Intrauterine Device (long-term contraceptive) has a critical indicator under “pregnancy” An extreme closeup of that “road work ahead?” guy from vine when he says, “Yeah! I sure hope it does!”
September 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
sinisterbird.bsky.social
dress for the job you want
A tan man in Tunisia, holding up a boom (with a mic) that is out of frame. He is wearing nothing but thick gloves (to hide handling noise) and very short, slutty pink shorts. His back is to the camera.
September 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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A drawing of a man angrily pointing at himself in the mirror, as he gets up close and aggressive. A chat bubble is descending from him, as if he were speaking the skeet below.
September 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
sinisterbird.bsky.social
me looking at those $240 one-way flights to Anchorage
Matthew McConaughey stressfully smoking not one, not 2, but a bundle of 15+ cigarettes with 6 more between his fingers.
September 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
sinisterbird.bsky.social
i mean look at this
a Clone Wars 3d cartoon Clone saluting, overlaid with a rainbow. gay soldiers follow orders <3
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
sinisterbird.bsky.social
Uh…
A Boba Fett mousepad but his chestplate is boobs. Booba Fett, if you will. The mousepad is placed on a Boba Fett helmet rug, being observed by a very sweet black and white cat.
September 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
Gandalf, with a photoshopped cigarette in his mouth, saying “My lighter is still in your pocket.” Old Bilbo Baggins, also with a photoshopped cigarette, turns to Gandalf An extreme closeup of Bilbo’s hand, pulling a cheap lighter from his pocket as he says, “So it is…”
September 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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An extreme closeup of a woman’s face behind two men. Her eyes are terribly uneven and smudged, a terrible artifact of this AI-generated image.
September 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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An unedited screenshot of Wikipedia: Header: See also Body: (dot) Dat Boi (blue, a link) The screenshot cuts off the next Header, which is "References"
September 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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That chicken from Looney Tunes, talking to the camera with one hand on his hip and the other gesturing with his thumb. Above is a text bubble, as if he was speaking what’s above.
September 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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A Duck Duck Go search of “ceiling boob light” and the first image result is one of those ceiling lights with a round bowl used to diffuse the light evenly about the room, capped with metal at the bottom that always for some reason looks like a nipple
September 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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just polling my friends rq
A screenshot of someone on discord asking, “hey unrelated what level of friendship do we need to be for you to buy me a hurdy gurdy for christmas?” All low caps, the only punctuation being the question mark at the end.
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I’m sure you’ll find time 🥲
A cartoon person (by Owlturd!) Looking at their full schedule of Sleep, Food, and Artistic Rollerblading/Learning Hindi/Writing Screenplay/Secret Shack Build. They are holding a block that says “Hurdy Gurdy” as they say, “Aw, I can’t fit Hurdy Gurdy into my schedule..” After a moment of looking around, they reach for and start taking out the “Sleep” block and ask themselves, “Or can I …?”
September 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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“Stay in that cockpit!”
A screenshot of a tabloid website headline, under the category “LOVE & SEX”: Men reveal the four words they LOVE hearing during sex
September 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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A girl in glasses tonguing a tree: me trying to shitpost A nun, watching in concern: the people who just added me
September 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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you threaten the pups yet post your misfortune online for all to see??
extreme closeup of emperor palpatine (er... chancellor here. he's an old white man) saying, "Ironic."
September 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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An extreme closeup of a yellow emoji overlaid with two, very large eye emojis, saying “I am looking respectfully”
September 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM