Both of those books have a lot of “words.” Maybe get your friend something with more pictures.

Hey man, you can’t catch the wind. Especially when it blows as hard as Dr. Fucking Phil.

“Go the legal way! Go through a legal port of entry!” Shocker that they were lying all along.

Hamburderler

I still cry when I remember with they did across the street at my beloved Rivera. It’s like we can’t have shitty things anymore.

He did it twice. And I’ve been over enthusiastic many times in my life and not once has that resulted in goddamn nazi salute. ADL once again repeating their slogan, “ok maybe again”

So many people “voted because eggs are expensive” when even a quick search explains that Avian Flu forcing the deaths of millions of birds is the biggest cause. This is why I look annoyed all the time.

That can’t be true because they were all pretty upfront about all this and a couple months ago tens of millions still decided to vote for it. The road to fascism is long, and we’ve been chugging along it for some time.

I blame whoever was putting mercury in the Gatorade.

I was just a kid at the time and my movie geek uncle took me to the premiere, while telling me it was real and even showing me the fake website for the “missing hikers.”