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singularwheels.bsky.social
V. “Wheels” Wheeler
@singularwheels.bsky.social
420 followers 320 following 300 posts
They/She, improvisor, author, podcaster, Studying Religion & Culture.

Making: Very Random Encounters (Chaotic improv AP), Total Depravity (religious studies edutainment for Moonshot patrons)

Formerly: Got it Memorized?

Soon: Interstitial Investigations
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A lot can happen in a decade
Me in 2016 in an office chair smirking with an ill fitting dress shirt Me this year, smiling at camera in a cream-colored dress.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Some of yall are still in your PJs but woodbro is out here PECKING FOR IT

#grindset
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Oikos claims its yogurt is better than our Lord Jesus Christ
Oikos yogurt cup reading “Possibly the best thing to come out of the Mediterranean.” Oikos yogurt cup reading “Possibly the best thing to come out of the Mediterranean.”
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Blessed by my neighbor cat yesterday
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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My sphynx cat on my shoulders
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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He wanted to make sure I didn’t drown
My hairless cat sitting on the lip of the tub between the inner and outer shower curtains. My hairless cat sitting on the lip of the tub between the inner and outer shower curtains. His teeth are visible as he begins to open his mouth to meow.
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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@skullservant.bsky.social 2025 Yodies submission from a local friend
August 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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God in Genesis 2
Just finished making a man out of dust. Get a load of this piece of shit.
July 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Movie poster for Sunshine (2007)
June 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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“Point goes over their head” meme format with VRE violenceball’s point “Dismantling regimes of oppression causes the people they were designed to privilege to feel as if they are now disadvantaged, but this is merely because they haven’t experienced life without significant advantages. It is incumbent upon allies to accept these “headwinds” and not succumb to reactionary logic that supports their return to the top of the hierarchy” going over the head of the meme guy who instead yells “TOUCHDOWN!!”
June 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Yes you will be learning but also this screen grab communicates well that it’s a good vibe
Dancing skeletons surrounding “🎉And then he died!🎉
June 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Which will you choose?

Chaos or order?
Hawaiian shirt or trench coat?
Walkie Talkie or arm cannon?
Henri and Chief or Franco and Glyph?

Donate to pick which route we choose on our midnight (eastern time) livestream of Bear Stearns Bravo Impact 2, once lost media reworked by the hard work of fans.
Franco standing by an emergency box with lights flashing Henri gesticulating
May 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I forgot to post here on main that I got blue hair to match my pronouns
Me in a black dress with blue highlights in my hair and a d12 necklace
May 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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If what they say about one’s shoes being the first outfit piece others notice then the first impression I’m trying to project at megaphone volume is “TRAAAAANS” 📣
My mismatched converse, one pink and one light blue, with the laces swapped so the blue shoe has pink laces and vice versa. The rest of my outfit: light blue dress, pink purse, gold locket and earrings, and a black jacket
April 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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FRIENDS REAL @epsilina.bsky.social @isawken.bsky.social
Me Felix and Ken smiling at the camera. Ken gives a thumbs up
November 23, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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The duolingo owl’s ass is another duolingo owl
A Duolingo iOS widget with the Duolingo owl laying down with its behind towards the viewer, but there’s another Duolingo owl where its butt would be. “🔥Practice time?”
November 21, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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The Worms taskmaster @moonshotpods.bsky.social @cohostsherms.bsky.social
Andrew tenting his fingers like he has a plan
November 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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IT IS
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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One of the most under-appreciated out of pocket Jesus Christ moments was when he said that instead of getting divorced you should just get bottom surgery

Matthew 19, NRSVUE
19: When Jesus had finished saying these things, he left Judea to the other side of the Jordan. (2) Large crowds followed him, and he healed them there. (3) Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any reason?” (4)”Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ (5) and said ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? (6) So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.” (7) “Why then,” they asked, did Moses comment that a man give his wife a certificate of divorce and send her away?” (8) Jesus replied, “Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. (9) I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.” (10) The disciples said to him, “If this is the situation between a husband and a wife, it is better not to marry.” (11)Jesus replied, “Not everyone can accept this word, but only those to whom it has been given. (12) For there are eunuchs who were born that say, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.”
October 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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New glasses so now I can see through your walls with greater clarity
October 19, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Mods are asleep post nut allergy phone cases
A display of iPhone cases with a sign reading “products may contain nuts and other allergens.”
June 14, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Headed to a get together this evening!
Me smiling in a white tank top, polka dot black and white skirt, and a light blue blazer
May 18, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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This is NOT a “Biblically accurate angel!” The Hebrew Bible describes many things we now call angels (i.e. seraph, Cherub) but doesn’t call them angels

“Angel” (meaning “messenger”) is only for humanoid divine agents. The “Ophanim” are only called “angels” by post-biblical texts
Artist’s depiction of the Ophanim (interlocked flying wheels with eyes mentioned in Ezekiel) by artist Paladium
May 14, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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I’m free!
Me standing in front of an unhinged door on the sidewalk with a sign reading “FREE” Me standing in front of an unhinged door on the sidewalk with a sign reading “FREE”
May 11, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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Gonna play it safe and not address why this is funny to me.
Me carrying a t shirt that says “saved by the trap”
April 11, 2024 at 5:57 PM