10:30am. The view outside my window in war-torn Portland.

”From the Lake, No.1” by Georgia O’Keeffe

Paul Klee ”Red Balloon”

Composition 8 by Kandinsky

Found him online. My dead grandma could take this guy. P.S. He threatened you. That at least deserves to be reported.

Hey bot. Please stop using that image of "Upward." This is the correct image:

That’s funny. I applied last week for a job at DOGE:

The guest bathroom is reminiscent of both my grandmother's house and the men's room at Penn Station. Kitschy signs with literal descriptions of body parts mesh with a pussy standing guard by the urinal. Guests mostly wonder why the owners of a $25M house use a grocery bag as a trash can liner.

The piano room is decorated like the ocean--deep blue and full of crap. There are ubiquitous Christian crosses encouraging the listening guest to scream: "Please, God, make her stop playing that thing!" The use of sconces is both illuminatory and illuminitory. Four of the 127 pillows are normal.

The pool room, with it's Louis XVI carved table, is highlighted by a valance of empty liquor bottles placed by the owners each day after decorating their house. The Greco-Roman tiled flooring is reminiscent of an archeological dig following the discovery of Pompeii. The ceiling fan is normal.