Need to recs on toys 🛒 but also have a need now to see this + that bikini at kink weekend
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Just uh. Don't jerk off to these

Oooooo 2015

I don't remember how to wake him up to get him an Uber but I don't want to tiptoe around MY apartment like I used to when we were together.

I messaged his new fiance, as they have a new home together, after he was drunk and belligerent at the bar of my place of work (so much so I asked to leave early so I could remove him from the restaurant). He couldn't find his car thankfully so I got him to the apartment, watered and provided Tums.

I'm overly pleased with myself for actually coming up with that in the moment and not 5 hours later

But I am laughing my ass off because I abruptly opened the door, in only boxers, shirt off, carrying a steel pipe overy shoulder and my gut told me to say
"Your about to get your ass beat by a fag with a steel pipe, and I don't have a dick"

I'm uneducated on what that means but I would love to see some cut down play-by-play
I love appreciating hand drawn art or the like