🤝😁 Great taste!

I like longer winded internal (or external) monologues that really make the fear of drowning sink in (haha get it)

very late to this, but I'd love to hear your thoughts on:
"I'm sinking!"
"My arms are stuck!"/"I can't move my arms!"
"Hold still!"
"I don't want to drown!"
"I can't feel the bottom!"/"Does this stuff have a bottom?"
"I'm still sinking?"
"It's getting hard to breathe..."
"Oh god! It's quicksand!"

glad you could set them straight, monarch 👏 may it make life so much less exhausting lmao

personal (least) favourite is when they act like they want to make sure you're interested in what they want you to do, yet they still won't take no for an answer; they just get upset if you don't seem like you want to do it

"no take, only throw"