Sindel Fails
@sindelfails.bsky.social
I'm funny. A little unhinged, but funny nonetheless.
Sucks that my first post on here in months is to ask for shit but, in my defense, I couldn't figure out which email and password I used to log in. Getting old is stupid.
July 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sucks that my first post on here in months is to ask for shit but, in my defense, I couldn't figure out which email and password I used to log in. Getting old is stupid.
Can y'all help a teacher out? School starts in a week and a half! #teacherlife
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July 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Can y'all help a teacher out? School starts in a week and a half! #teacherlife
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These fucking kids screaming out "BLUE WAFFLE" in my classroom like I don't know what they mean. Son, this has been my internet longer than you've been alive. #teacherlife
March 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
These fucking kids screaming out "BLUE WAFFLE" in my classroom like I don't know what they mean. Son, this has been my internet longer than you've been alive. #teacherlife
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February 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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I sponsor a HS D&D club. The DM just told the group they were being chased by a "cunty mindflayer", and that one phrase restored my faith in humanity. The kids will be okay.
February 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I sponsor a HS D&D club. The DM just told the group they were being chased by a "cunty mindflayer", and that one phrase restored my faith in humanity. The kids will be okay.
Rmembering the time I complimented this old woman on her gorgeous emerald ring and said I'd love to own a piece like it some day. She laughed and said, "Good luck," which is pretty much how all old people react when younger people say they, too, want to have nice things. #eattherich #fuckboomers
February 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Rmembering the time I complimented this old woman on her gorgeous emerald ring and said I'd love to own a piece like it some day. She laughed and said, "Good luck," which is pretty much how all old people react when younger people say they, too, want to have nice things. #eattherich #fuckboomers
Currently surviving on a steady diet of Nyquil, Zofran, and chocolate chip cookies. #teacherlife #adulting
February 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Currently surviving on a steady diet of Nyquil, Zofran, and chocolate chip cookies. #teacherlife #adulting
Repeat after me: faculty meetings are all waste of time.
January 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Repeat after me: faculty meetings are all waste of time.
These cookies make me feel weird.
January 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
These cookies make me feel weird.
It's kinda crazy that all we need to do to completely implode this administration is to continue calling them President Musk and First Lady Trump. #sosayweall
December 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
It's kinda crazy that all we need to do to completely implode this administration is to continue calling them President Musk and First Lady Trump. #sosayweall
Chugging Dayquil at work because there are no more subs available. #teacherlife
December 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Chugging Dayquil at work because there are no more subs available. #teacherlife
Every teacher I know rn.
December 18, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Every teacher I know rn.
Should've posted earlier today. Sometimes, I impress myself.
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December 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Should've posted earlier today. Sometimes, I impress myself.
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Gentlemen, it's right here. #yourewelcome
December 7, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Gentlemen, it's right here. #yourewelcome
3 weeks until the end of Q2 and some little shit just asked if he could turn in Q1 stuff.
a man in a red suit says umm while sitting on a chair
ALT: a man in a red suit says umm while sitting on a chair
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November 30, 2024 at 6:09 PM
3 weeks until the end of Q2 and some little shit just asked if he could turn in Q1 stuff.
Where my Wordlers at?!??!
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November 30, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Where my Wordlers at?!??!
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My husband has cheese on his Christmas wishlist. That is all.
November 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
My husband has cheese on his Christmas wishlist. That is all.
Whenever my husband and I hear the original of one of my #eveonline parodies, we play a game: first person to sing my lyrics, and not the real ones, loses. He loses every time. Every. Time.
November 29, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Whenever my husband and I hear the original of one of my #eveonline parodies, we play a game: first person to sing my lyrics, and not the real ones, loses. He loses every time. Every. Time.
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Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
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It's 100% true.
November 27, 2024 at 3:03 PM
It's 100% true.
Don't you love winning stuff?!?!?!
November 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Don't you love winning stuff?!?!?!
Almost halfway through fall break and I've done nothing.
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Almost halfway through fall break and I've done nothing.
Am I allowed to drunkenly rave on here, or am I supposed to leave that behavior behind?!?! #blueskyetiquette #askingforafriend
November 21, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Am I allowed to drunkenly rave on here, or am I supposed to leave that behavior behind?!?! #blueskyetiquette #askingforafriend
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Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
My students are all failing an open note, open book test, and I want to scream because...
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands up .
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November 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
My students are all failing an open note, open book test, and I want to scream because...