Your wish is my command. Make sure your spacesuit is ready, and please note the safety exits at the front and rear of the cabin.

Oh, in that case, you might overheat listening to me *finally* finishing and getting that much desired relief after a day of teasing

I’m so happy you liked it!

Yesssss. I was hoping you would! I’ll just need a list of your favorite snacks and treats to keep the area well stocked. I’ll send you my carrier pigeon for your response. His name is Humphrey and he is partial to sunflower seeds and McDonald’s double cheeseburgers.

It is! Non-traditional, though. Copious amounts of snacks and playing with your hair.

And some head scritchies?

Those are some *dangerously* delicious words. I hope you mean that because I’ll remember them for later ~

Oh good! I can choke on stage, and then you can cho- *ahem* gotta save that for something a bit more private

He has the right amount of grey in his hair. You would *love* him

Guess I'll table the half hour comedy special I wrote out.

*crosses out 'tears from laughing' off the list*