Allen Rios Comedy
@sincerelyqueer.net
🎤 Gay Latiné stand up comic and host
🎭 Comedy Heights LaughPac
✉️ allen@sincerelyqueer.net
🎭 Comedy Heights LaughPac
✉️ allen@sincerelyqueer.net
This weekend has been rough for celebrity deaths 😩 Check in on your parasocial friends we’re going through it
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This weekend has been rough for celebrity deaths 😩 Check in on your parasocial friends we’re going through it
What I’ve learned this weekend from sports world is that Philip Rivers returning to football is a sign of the recession
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
What I’ve learned this weekend from sports world is that Philip Rivers returning to football is a sign of the recession
This is the gay sex republicans are afraid of
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is the gay sex republicans are afraid of
Me to my boss: sorry I missed your call I was watching homoerotic wrestling videos on TikTok
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Me to my boss: sorry I missed your call I was watching homoerotic wrestling videos on TikTok
You’re coughing because of a cold, I’m coughing because of a joint. We are not the same.
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You’re coughing because of a cold, I’m coughing because of a joint. We are not the same.
Today’s one of those “don’t trust your farts” kind of days. Sorry, tops 😔
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Today’s one of those “don’t trust your farts” kind of days. Sorry, tops 😔
In my first bj of my 30s I made a guy cum twice in 20 minutes. I think it’s gonna be a good decade
October 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In my first bj of my 30s I made a guy cum twice in 20 minutes. I think it’s gonna be a good decade
Just had a wholesome interaction on Sniffies where he wasn’t into me but we still wished each other the best. The gay community is healing ❤️🩹
October 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just had a wholesome interaction on Sniffies where he wasn’t into me but we still wished each other the best. The gay community is healing ❤️🩹
Who else is in the very niche audience that wants to see a Ned Fulmer Armie Hammer podcast crossover? Just me?
September 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Who else is in the very niche audience that wants to see a Ned Fulmer Armie Hammer podcast crossover? Just me?
Every time I go to the zoo, it reminds me that as I laugh at the monkeys, the aliens are laughing at me. And that’s how we’re connected in this great universe.
Yes I am watching The X-Files
Yes I am watching The X-Files
August 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Every time I go to the zoo, it reminds me that as I laugh at the monkeys, the aliens are laughing at me. And that’s how we’re connected in this great universe.
Yes I am watching The X-Files
Yes I am watching The X-Files
This week I learned that Cracker Barrel and Crate & Barrel are two different things
August 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
This week I learned that Cracker Barrel and Crate & Barrel are two different things
The smell of good weed could make me c*m
August 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The smell of good weed could make me c*m
The beauty of frozen pizzas is that you can set one to bake, go take a fat dump, and when you’re done scrolling Bluesky, you have a hot pizza and tummy space for said pizza
July 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The beauty of frozen pizzas is that you can set one to bake, go take a fat dump, and when you’re done scrolling Bluesky, you have a hot pizza and tummy space for said pizza
I’m in a Chipotle that’s full of Amish people and me. Should I ask them anything? You have like 5 mins to come up with questions
June 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m in a Chipotle that’s full of Amish people and me. Should I ask them anything? You have like 5 mins to come up with questions
Man the Love Island marketing is so good, I want a lil flip phone!
June 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Man the Love Island marketing is so good, I want a lil flip phone!
Does anyone else have that glitch with Peacock where they finish their Peacock add but the glitch adds an extra “c*ck” at the end? That’s my favorite thing right now
June 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Does anyone else have that glitch with Peacock where they finish their Peacock add but the glitch adds an extra “c*ck” at the end? That’s my favorite thing right now
Today I had a very adult thought: You don’t need to bring your Switch 2 to the bathroom.
And then I thought: You’re not my mom.
And then I thought: You’re not my mom.
June 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Today I had a very adult thought: You don’t need to bring your Switch 2 to the bathroom.
And then I thought: You’re not my mom.
And then I thought: You’re not my mom.
Today at work I learned that you can copy/paste an attachment into an email and these are the wins that have kept me in an office job for the last 8 years
June 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Today at work I learned that you can copy/paste an attachment into an email and these are the wins that have kept me in an office job for the last 8 years
In these wild times, I’ve become so much more grateful of the small things. My bidet is the best thing that’s happened for my sensitive tummy 🥹🥹
June 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
In these wild times, I’ve become so much more grateful of the small things. My bidet is the best thing that’s happened for my sensitive tummy 🥹🥹
Instagram captions called it Hellcrest and that’s such a good read. I’m afraid Instagram served 💅😈🔥
May 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Instagram captions called it Hellcrest and that’s such a good read. I’m afraid Instagram served 💅😈🔥
All the way down to the last inch…
May 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
All the way down to the last inch…
The days are getting warmer, the men are showing skin again. Allen is happy.
May 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The days are getting warmer, the men are showing skin again. Allen is happy.
Diving into Love Island for the first time! Internet says watch UK S3 first. Are they correct?
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Diving into Love Island for the first time! Internet says watch UK S3 first. Are they correct?
I can’t believe I’ve been doing theater/stage performance for half my life at this point 🥹
May 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I can’t believe I’ve been doing theater/stage performance for half my life at this point 🥹