First recipient of the FIFA Dirty Power Award.

Holy crap, my brain this morning was repeating "Too hot to handle, too cold to hold," but I couldn't quite place it. That's really weird.

If they could add “concerning” they could use it to replace the Xitter trust and safety team.

If I have a fire hose of liquid manure, and you’re pouring from a bottle of champagne, who’s going to fill the flute faster? I win.

You're asking this guy to have self-respect?

Finally found the one I was thinking of. And sadly BSky has no edit button...
anbernic.com/products/anb...

There are some emulator consoles with a very similar form factor. You could give one of them a shot, and see!

Of all the consoles I ever sold, and then regretted doing so, this one hit the hardest.

That last one is like if you made a bathrobe for a Fremen.

There are people in uniform at the #TorontoAirport asking Canadians traveling to the US what they think of Trump after they have passed through customs. The wrong answer gets you interrogated and banned from travel to the States for 5 years. Happened to an elderly snowbird couple we know.

I need somebody to screen cap that "Back in the camp, hosers" bit from Fallout S02E07 for me.

Fuck GameStop.

Let's all go reread We Stand on Guard.

For my fellow Canuckistanis, you can use the following link to sign up for recalls. Highly recommend.