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simulacrum204.bsky.social
Simulacrum
@simulacrum204.bsky.social
Aspiring statistician. Anti-social socialist. He/Him. We are at a crossroad, ecosocialism or barbarism.
GLORY TO CHAIRMAN ZOHRAN OF THE SOCIALIST CALIPHATE OF NEW YORK.
June 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I HATE this card with every fiber of my being. WHY does it destroy my field when it goes to the gy? I shit bricks every single time when I don't have a gy negation.
June 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
May 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You gotta cover the week-long crash out of sir William Stancilliam.
April 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
She also made this masterpiece of a tweet
April 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
They are calling it the most beautiful equation in mathematics.
April 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The funniest part to me is when he jumps into the pool, he apparently stayed 4 mins in the air.
March 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me after using the wheel of fortune:
March 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Holy shit, that's it. That's the solution. They should get Lin-Manuel Miranda to rap too.
March 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
February 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
February 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I lost to the plant naturally.
February 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The most unreal jonklers I've ever gotten. I love balatro.
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
February 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
February 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Big number makes me big happy. God I love balatro.
January 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Lib agar: America could've had a kind, compassionate and well read president.
December 6, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Rip bozo
December 4, 2024 at 10:23 PM
December 3, 2024 at 8:13 PM
November 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM