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one of those days.
November 24, 2024 at 9:23 AM
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I blame most of you for this.
Homer at the dinner table with the kubernetes logo on his head. Marge asks him "why all the yaml?" to which Homer sarcastically replies "why all the yaml? why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?"
November 20, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Bluesky outage postmortems be like
Bart standing in front of a pile of smoking rubble, exclaiming to Milhouse, "Milhouse, how could you let this happen? Weren't you supposed to be on call? Milhouse responds "I was on call. Saw the whole thing. First I got paged about it falling over, and then it fell over!"
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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alpha bro podcasts be like
November 12, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Seeing the Sev 1 that doesn't belong to my team.
Chief Wiggum trying to disperse the crowd saying "okay, folks, show's over. nothing to see here. Show's...", he then looks over to see carnage from a plane crash "oh my god! A horrible incident! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around!"
November 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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I'll be posting the old bangers once a day!
Lionel Hutz about to give someone his business card which says "works on all machines. No prod down" until he realises he has made a mistake, then scribbles on his business card to show "Works on all machines? No, prod down!"
November 11, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Sup.
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November 11, 2024 at 12:28 AM