Simpsons_Loops
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I heard the Lakers threw in Team Kamaratsu, the dirt-riding dunk-masters, as a freebie on this Luka deal because they felt so bad about ripping off Dallas
February 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I heard the Lakers threw in Team Kamaratsu, the dirt-riding dunk-masters, as a freebie on this Luka deal because they felt so bad about ripping off Dallas
"Is it okay if they say 'Happy Birthday' on the side?"
"Well, I'd rather they say 'Deny’, ‘Defend’, and ‘Depose,' but I guess we're stuck."
"Well, I'd rather they say 'Deny’, ‘Defend’, and ‘Depose,' but I guess we're stuck."
December 5, 2024 at 5:14 PM
"Is it okay if they say 'Happy Birthday' on the side?"
"Well, I'd rather they say 'Deny’, ‘Defend’, and ‘Depose,' but I guess we're stuck."
"Well, I'd rather they say 'Deny’, ‘Defend’, and ‘Depose,' but I guess we're stuck."
That feeling when your room has too much electricity
November 30, 2024 at 3:45 PM
That feeling when your room has too much electricity
“I’m pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices.”
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 PM
“I’m pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices.”
So this is my life.
November 22, 2024 at 5:17 PM
So this is my life.
“Homer, I see that you agree with my theory…”
October 16, 2024 at 10:58 AM
“Homer, I see that you agree with my theory…”
Eh, close enough
October 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Eh, close enough
"It's green, moron! Earth to stupid guy! Hello! Maybe a little friendly punching will move your ass."
October 5, 2024 at 5:02 PM
"It's green, moron! Earth to stupid guy! Hello! Maybe a little friendly punching will move your ass."
Last Supper, eat your heart out!
September 21, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Last Supper, eat your heart out!
Don’t worry, everyone with a low bluesky number will eventually experience spiritual emptiness because their power will have isolated them from other human beings.
September 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Don’t worry, everyone with a low bluesky number will eventually experience spiritual emptiness because their power will have isolated them from other human beings.
They pave the way for this kind of filth in school.
September 16, 2024 at 4:29 PM
They pave the way for this kind of filth in school.
Without the loop, it is nothing.
September 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Without the loop, it is nothing.